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Dexter Grif ([personal profile] whyarewehere) wrote in [community profile] thelegion2017-09-21 01:02 pm

Too Lazy To Spoogle* (*-Space Google) | text

[ The post drifts up onto the comms one evening, just a simple line of text to ask a simple question:]

guys, how do aliens know when other aliens are hot?
mirror_soldier: (Rational)

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[personal profile] mirror_soldier 2017-09-21 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I would think that just being within close enough proximity of one another would give some indication of comparable temperature variations, given they're drastic enough.
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[personal profile] mirror_soldier 2017-09-22 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Actually, it takes a moment for Mr. Literal to figure out what it was he should have known that Grif meant. Sometimes he forgot that people outside of teenagers and Wally West used the word 'hot' as a replacement for 'sexy'. Though, knowing what little he did about Grif, he really should have known better.]

If you meant attractive you should have stated it that way.

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[personal profile] agnominal 2017-09-21 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Standards of attractiveness would vary from species to species.

They would know the same as you would. By comparing either that standard of attractiveness or one compromised of their own personal preferences to the subject of focus.

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[personal profile] thedreamisdead 2017-09-21 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Human beauty standards aren't universal. They're not even cross-cultural among humans. Even in Mega-City One, we've got the people who have the hots for uglies, fatties, and simp styles. You'd need about five hundred extra pounds to register on some people's radars or rotten teeth and scabies for others. Even among the 'normal' freak standards, you've got the retrogoth cowboy and the timeless punk look styles and standards of beauty.

If people in a single city can't decide on a universal standard of beauty, what makes you think that aliens do?

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lovernotafighter: (Father and Son)

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[personal profile] lovernotafighter 2017-09-21 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
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Dude, seriously?

[Because he feels a little called out right now.]

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nofortunateson: (conversational)

[personal profile] nofortunateson 2017-09-21 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
You're making 'finding someone hot' sound like it involves more thinking than it actually does.

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unrecovered: (Oh well damn)

[personal profile] unrecovered 2017-09-21 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess I should be grateful you're not asking if bees fart.
rushing_by: (Hmm)

[personal profile] rushing_by 2017-09-21 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
That sort of depends on why he's asking doesn't it?

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[personal profile] brisance 2017-09-21 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
How do you decide when other people are hot?

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araignee_du_soir: (2w)

[personal profile] araignee_du_soir 2017-09-21 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
This is a stupid question.

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[personal profile] iamresponding 2017-09-21 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you mean "how do aliens know other aliens that are the same species are hot?" or "how do aliens know aliens that are different species are hot?"

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thebioticwoman: (085)

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[personal profile] thebioticwoman 2017-09-22 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
You said that out loud, Grif.

[Wait.]

Typed it in public. You know what I mean.

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calibrates_big_guns: (really?)

[personal profile] calibrates_big_guns 2017-09-22 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[He actually thinks about that one for a long second. More thought than it's probably worth, especially because he's fairly certain he's going to regret answering this ... but what the hell?]

It's a crapshoot, honestly.

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[personal profile] legionnpcs 2017-09-22 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ Have a picture of two humanoids napping on a beach. He is laying on his back, she is curled up with her head on his stomach and his hand in her long dark hair. Both of them are wearing bikinis, his in red and green and hers in white and black; and both of them are toned, though he's bulkier than she is.

Anyone who's taken a look at the missing Legionnaires can recognize them as Apparition and Ultra Boy.
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You can't tell me that ain't objectively hot.

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