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[whyarewehere]

[ The post drifts up onto the comms one evening, just a simple line of text to ask a simple question:]

guys, how do aliens know when other aliens are hot?

Comments

[whyarewehere]

alright, no holding out, please tell me about the time you took beeny to a sex temple. then it will be a fair trade.

[ It was probably that whole fake marriage mission thing, but Grif didn't go. For all he knows, it could be exactly what it sounds like. ]

[nofortunateson]

A gentleman never tells.

[whyarewehere]

lame.

[nofortunateson]

Honestly the sex temple was the most boring part of the entire trip, you're really not missing much of a story there.

[whyarewehere]

you are a horrible storyteller, north.