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[whyarewehere]

[ The post drifts up onto the comms one evening, just a simple line of text to ask a simple question:]

guys, how do aliens know when other aliens are hot?

Comments

[whyarewehere]

i did!

[ Once he figures out that Thad is literal, there will be a field day. But for now, all he can do is be stubborn and confused. ]

[mirror_soldier]

In the most childish way you could think of?

[And in the meanwhile, he's going to be a brat about this.]

[whyarewehere]

if kids start calling things hot, i think there's a problem.

[mirror_soldier]

In general, people ages ten to fifteen use that term, and they are still technically considered children.