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[whyarewehere]

[ The post drifts up onto the comms one evening, just a simple line of text to ask a simple question:]

guys, how do aliens know when other aliens are hot?

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[whyarewehere]

i almost want to say tell that to the unsc, but they're not actually my problem anymore. it's good to be retired.

wait no, somebody should totally tell them that sometime.

[thebioticwoman]

You can't tell the brass anything, Grif. Until six months later when they're suddenly pretending it was their idea.