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[whyarewehere]

[ The post drifts up onto the comms one evening, just a simple line of text to ask a simple question:]

guys, how do aliens know when other aliens are hot?

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[whyarewehere]

that thing then!

[ It's text. "Nonhumanoid" is literally spelled out there right in front of him. He still cannot be assed to type it himself. ]

[araignee_du_soir]

If you're not going to be coherent in this conversation, I cannot be bothered to help.

[whyarewehere]

okay fine:

how do we know when aliens who are that thing are hot?

how's that? i just need a c to pass the class.

[araignee_du_soir]

That is barely any better, but I will accept it this time.

I have yet to look at a nonhumanoid alien and consider them attractive from a purely physical standpoint. I suppose that if I did see one, I would just know. Much like how I can look at a humanoid alien and decide if I find them physically appealing or not.

I expect the same would be true for you. If you see one that you think is 'hot' your body will tell you, one way or another.

[whyarewehere]

thank you.

[ All love of bullshitting on the comms aside? Grif appreciates that he's getting actual answers in here. ]

[araignee_du_soir]

[Widowmaker still thought it had been a stupid question with an obvious answer, but she didn't think Grif was the brightest crayon in the box. How he managed to pass his military assessment tests is beyond her.]

De rien.