Too Lazy To Spoogle* (*-Space Google) | text

[whyarewehere]

[ The post drifts up onto the comms one evening, just a simple line of text to ask a simple question:]

guys, how do aliens know when other aliens are hot?

Comments

[calibrates_big_guns]

Don't blame yourself Shepard. He's dreamy.

[thebioticwoman]

It's just my weakness for talkative scientists and light opera coming around to bite me yet again.

[calibrates_big_guns]

Your extremely specific kryptonite.

I'm sure you'll find someone, Shepard.

[thebioticwoman]

I hear Wrex has a brother.

[calibrates_big_guns]

But can he sing Carmen?

[thebioticwoman]

I appreciate the fact that you took the time to look up an Earth opera for this, Garrus.

[calibrates_big_guns]

I don't do things halfway, Shepard.

[atippleoftransparency]

See, you say that like you're joking, but I have had more than moderate success with that strategy.

[thebioticwoman]

Sorry, you and Brainy are a little young for me.

[atippleoftransparency]

Our loss, I'm sure.