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[whyarewehere]

[ The post drifts up onto the comms one evening, just a simple line of text to ask a simple question:]

guys, how do aliens know when other aliens are hot?

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[whyarewehere]

okay be honest, who's the girl and how many limbs does she have? no judgment.

[ Trying to assess attractiveness in new ways can only lead to uncomfortable parts of the space internet. That or horrible, awkward, useless emotions. Picking on Rich is preferable to either of those things. ]

[iamresponding]

There's nobody right now. I mean...I still have to figure things out with Nita when I see her again.

I just meant that's how it is in general.

Webbed feet, head fins, tails, weird legs, tentacle hair, it's all good.

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[whyarewehere]

didn't know. sorry.

[ It was mostly a harmless joke because he thought Rich already had a girlfriend. Anything else there is news to him. ]

still not gonna wingman for you.

[ Priorities. ]

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[iamresponding]

It's okay. I don't know if it's necessarily going to be a bad figuring things out yet. We were just in a weird place when she showed up, because of the timeline differences - I saved her from an earlier point when we were just starting things, and I'm...I don't know what I am, but I'm not who I was back then.

Things weren't bad but there was a whole lot we didn't say that we needed to - that we still need to. I've just been thinking about it a lot since she got sent back home.

[And maybe it'll work out and maybe it won't, but they still need to sit down figure out where it all stands. Eventually. Either they can get on the same wavelength or need to accept they're in different places in their lives.]

So don't worry, there's no need for any wingmanning.