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[whyarewehere]

[ The post drifts up onto the comms one evening, just a simple line of text to ask a simple question:]

guys, how do aliens know when other aliens are hot?

Comments

[calibrates_big_guns]

not really. I've thought someone from another species is good-looking once or twice, but never did anything about it.

[whyarewehere]

okay cool. so, can i get an official non-boob alien opinion on boobs?

[ He needs to prove a point to Carolina. Or something. Grif is just wandering as far down this rabbit hole as curiosity demands, at this point. ]

[calibrates_big_guns]

... they seem nice?

[whyarewehere]

score one for humanity. everyone likes boobs!

[ Leaving aside the whole slew of things wrong with this, ranging from "other species have them too" to "oh my god Grif this is just one guy". ]

[calibrates_big_guns]

You're reading that as a stronger endorsement than it is, but ... sure.