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[whyarewehere]

[ The post drifts up onto the comms one evening, just a simple line of text to ask a simple question:]

guys, how do aliens know when other aliens are hot?

Comments

[calibrates_big_guns]

It usually involves me tripping over an attempt to be funny and ending up somewhere horrible.

["You know me. I like to savor that last shot before popping the heat sink."]

[brisance]

Not even one? Humor me.

[calibrates_big_guns]

Hang around enough and I'm sure you'll see me embarrass myself sooner or later.