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Dexter Grif ([personal profile] whyarewehere) wrote in [community profile] thelegion2017-09-21 01:02 pm

Too Lazy To Spoogle* (*-Space Google) | text

[ The post drifts up onto the comms one evening, just a simple line of text to ask a simple question:]

guys, how do aliens know when other aliens are hot?
rushing_by: (Hmm)

[personal profile] rushing_by 2017-09-21 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
That sort of depends on why he's asking doesn't it?
unrecovered: (Let me think about that one)

[personal profile] unrecovered 2017-09-21 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
You weren't on that 3 AM text chain, were you.
unrecovered: (Well...)

[personal profile] unrecovered 2017-09-22 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
I know. I would've trapped your door if it were.
unrecovered: (Well...)

[personal profile] unrecovered 2017-09-22 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Point. The only reason York didn't start one is because he knew he deserved it.
rushing_by: (Grin)

[personal profile] rushing_by 2017-09-21 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I was asleep, like most people.

My point was, there's only two reasons he could be asking. Either he's just asking ridiculous questions like normal, or he has another reason he wants to know.

So, Grif. Who are they?
rushing_by: (Explaining time)

[personal profile] rushing_by 2017-09-22 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Are you sure about that?

In all seriousness, though, I don't know? Attraction isn't something you really decide on , and it doesn't necessarily have to be physical. If I had to give a guess, it's probably because people have a tendency to befriend beings even outside our species.

Think about it. People bond with animals, and give names to plants and Roombas. It actually makes a sense that they'd find something to be attracted to once they met another species that was as intelligent as them.
rushing_by: (Well.)

[personal profile] rushing_by 2017-09-22 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
That is not what I meant and you know it.
legionnpcs: (legion - Umbra)

[personal profile] legionnpcs 2017-09-21 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
It's probably Gates.
legionnpcs: (legion - Umbra)

[personal profile] legionnpcs 2017-09-22 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
No, I quite understand. On his planet, his legs are considered very attracted. Segmented at just the right lengths.

I'm sure he'd be pleased to talk about arranging a little face to face time.
legionnpcs: (legion - Gates)

[personal profile] legionnpcs 2017-09-22 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Glaaaag.
unrecovered: (Well...)

[personal profile] unrecovered 2017-09-22 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
It's definitely Gates.
unrecovered: (Well...)

[personal profile] unrecovered 2017-09-22 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Why not?
rushing_by: (Grin)

[personal profile] rushing_by 2017-09-22 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
No, no. Gates isn't Grif's type. I'm thinking it's gotta be someone from the cooking staff. Thraxus the Conqueror, maybe?