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[whyarewehere]

[ The post drifts up onto the comms one evening, just a simple line of text to ask a simple question:]

guys, how do aliens know when other aliens are hot?

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[calibrates_big_guns]

Possibly three.

[Because the Reapers seemed to be eerily on the same page - shared consciousness to some degree if not an actual hivemind.]

[whyarewehere]

garrus i hope you appreciate that i really cannot tell if you're shitting me right now.

[calibrates_big_guns]

I do.

[You can almost read the shit-eating grin.]