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[whyarewehere]

[ The post drifts up onto the comms one evening, just a simple line of text to ask a simple question:]

guys, how do aliens know when other aliens are hot?

Comments

[whyarewehere]

dude, the ones back home have creepy sex temples. i'm sure they do and i do not want to see them.

[nofortunateson]

All right, but you can't just say something like 'creepy sex temples' and not explain it a little more. That is the kind of thing were people are going to want to hear details.

[thedreamisdead]

What, you didn't get enough of those on that other mission?

[nofortunateson]

Come on, those weren't creepy.

[whyarewehere]

alright, no holding out, please tell me about the time you took beeny to a sex temple. then it will be a fair trade.

[ It was probably that whole fake marriage mission thing, but Grif didn't go. For all he knows, it could be exactly what it sounds like. ]

[nofortunateson]

A gentleman never tells.

[whyarewehere]

lame.

[nofortunateson]

Honestly the sex temple was the most boring part of the entire trip, you're really not missing much of a story there.

[whyarewehere]

you are a horrible storyteller, north.

[whyarewehere]

it was exactly what it sounds like?

don't go look at old alien crap. don't make friends with people who want to dig up old alien crap. it's good life advice, trust me.

[ North doesn't really know him or his friends, so between that and not going into details? It's possible to kind of talk about it like it's a funny haha noodle incident. ]