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[whyarewehere]

[ The post drifts up onto the comms one evening, just a simple line of text to ask a simple question:]

guys, how do aliens know when other aliens are hot?

Comments

[thebioticwoman]

Not my command, not my problem.

[Sorry about your life, Wash.]

[unrecovered]

It's nice to be able to say that sometimes, isn't it.

[thebioticwoman]

People usually manage to find some way to make it my problem anyway.

[calibrates_big_guns]

"Usually?" didn't realize there was a time the mess didn't land in our lap.

[thebioticwoman]

I'm sure there's plenty of stuff we don't know about.

[calibrates_big_guns]

True, but considering the general pattern I'm calling those a matter of time.

[thebioticwoman]

Do turians have fashion magazines?

[calibrates_big_guns]

Come again?

[He's not seeing where you're going with this, Shepard.]

[thebioticwoman]

North asked.

[Well, he asked if "aliens" have fashion magazines and the only one Shepard knows is a solid yes is the asari.]

[calibrates_big_guns]

Ah. Well, they exist. Never really picked one up, but they're out there.

[whyarewehere]

hey while you're here: do they have supermodels too?
america wondered.

[ She really, really did not. ]

[calibrates_big_guns]

yes. usually asari.

[whyarewehere]

is that another species? do they have mandibles too?

[calibrates_big_guns]

No. Blue skin and head crest, but no mandibles.

Honestly not too far off the mark from human.

[whyarewehere]

oh okay i think i saw a couple of them in the thing.

[ He didn't pay the closest attention, but "blue space babes" gets a general nod of approval. ]

that i could understand.

[thebioticwoman]

I wonder what the hanar do for fashion.

[You know, somewhere off in the alternate universe where Bioware isn't too lazy to code more than one model for the non-humanoid aliens.]

[calibrates_big_guns]

Probably something with lots of religious iconography.

[Something something sweaters.]