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[whyarewehere]

[ The post drifts up onto the comms one evening, just a simple line of text to ask a simple question:]

guys, how do aliens know when other aliens are hot?

Comments

[calibrates_big_guns]

It's a case-by-case thing. Sometimes there's a feature that matches what's conventionally attractive by your species, sometimes it's the individual ...

[whyarewehere]

ohhhh so you mean you've done it before.

[ Just so casually. It seems like they have some reasonably varied aliens back where Garrus is from. It may or may not have been the thing that gave him this stupid shower thought. ]

[calibrates_big_guns]

not really. I've thought someone from another species is good-looking once or twice, but never did anything about it.

[whyarewehere]

okay cool. so, can i get an official non-boob alien opinion on boobs?

[ He needs to prove a point to Carolina. Or something. Grif is just wandering as far down this rabbit hole as curiosity demands, at this point. ]

[calibrates_big_guns]

... they seem nice?

[whyarewehere]

score one for humanity. everyone likes boobs!

[ Leaving aside the whole slew of things wrong with this, ranging from "other species have them too" to "oh my god Grif this is just one guy". ]

[calibrates_big_guns]

You're reading that as a stronger endorsement than it is, but ... sure.