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Claire Dearing ([personal profile] pump_action) wrote in [community profile] thelegion2017-06-20 05:30 pm

and I'm Claire. [Video/Open]

[The feed opens on what could be a stock footage from a business video; Claire has found her habitat and she's broadcasting from behind the desk of her office, overlooking a corporate campus. She herself is dressed smartly in pale colors.]

Good afternoon, Legion. I thought I should introduce myself. My name is Claire Dearing, otherwise known as The Director. [Keeping it professional, but there's still a little hesitance with her 'superhero name' because seriously, she's a grown woman.]

Back home I was Director of Park Operations for a, uh ... an amusement park, [Sure yeah let's leave it there,] and I'd like to offer my services to anyone who might need business advice. This can be anything from finances, public relations, general or specialized business practices.

[Please just give her something normal to work with.]

Thank you, and I look forward to working with you.
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[personal profile] whyarewehere 2017-06-20 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Grif. Or Doubletime. Speedster.

[ Grif shrugs lazily. ]

Kind of a big career change you've got going on here, huh?
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[personal profile] whyarewehere 2017-06-21 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ Grif scoffs. ]

No way. First rule about me? I don't do work.

...Mostly. I'm kind of making some exceptions until reality's not in jeopardy.

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[personal profile] kickpushbaby 2017-06-21 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
The Director makes you sound like a creepy super villain.

[ #helpful ]

[personal profile] kickpushbaby 2017-06-21 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Kinda, yeah.

[ Don't worry, Claire, she's got you. Give her a minute, she's gonna put some serious thought into this. ]

Okay, how about The Business Runner?

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[personal profile] gonebyebye 2017-06-21 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'm Dr. Ray Stantz, Ghostbuster. You wouldn't be the first person here to run a business, although I will admit mine probably prepared me more for this than directing an amusement park would have.
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[personal profile] gonebyebye 2017-06-21 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Paranormal investigation and containment. Basically we're exterminators, but for ghosts, demons, zombies, banshees, and the occasional Sumerian deity.

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[personal profile] calibrates_big_guns 2017-06-21 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Garrus Vakarian, codename Archangel.

[Hopefully the tall alien with a metallic carapace and extensive facial scarring isn't too much of a shock.]

Glad to have you aboard. I'm not sure who runs the logistics end of things, but considering all the new arrivals I'm sure your experience would make someone's job a hell of a lot easier.
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[personal profile] calibrates_big_guns 2017-06-21 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
[...]

[Well that was unexpected.]


Last I checked. [His words are slow and cautious - like he's not quite sure what the hell he did, but he's trying to avoid doing it again.]

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[personal profile] thebioticwoman 2017-06-21 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Greetings, fellow redhead.]

Shepard, codename Sentinel. I personally vouch for Garrus's total lack of interest in eating other sapient species.

[Seriously, that reaction made her day. Good job, Claire.]
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[personal profile] thebioticwoman 2017-06-21 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
[She's not laughing, she's not laughing...but it's a near thing.]

He's a turian. Their homeworld is a couple hundred light years away from Earth.

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[personal profile] circusbat 2017-06-21 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's trying to be good. He really, really is.]

"Total lack of interest in eating other sapient species"? Must be disappointing for his partner.

[But, sometimes, Dick is just a terrible person.]

[A terrible person with a shit-eating grin.]
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[personal profile] thebioticwoman 2017-06-21 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Shepard was already this close to losing it, and she finally cracks with a bark of laughter.]

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[personal profile] leverageintceo 2017-06-22 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
My business back home operates on an alternative revenue stream and public relations isn't really a concern. I want to hear about your amusement park.

[ The blond on screen is...doing one-armed pull-ups in what looks like a brew-pub somewhere. ]

Hardison might want to talk to you about the pub though, I'll tell him you offered if he doesn't see this himself.
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[personal profile] lovernotafighter 2017-06-22 01:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"The Director"? [Tucker made a noise; bad memories associated with that name, but probably half the people here could say the same with far more conviction and reasons than he ever had.] That's the name you went with?

[Hey, though, amusement park. That sounded pretty sweet.] So, what, you worked for Disney Land? [It wasn't like it could be Disney World considering, you know, Florida.]
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[personal profile] marryonette 2017-06-23 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
-An excited gasp.-

An amusement park?! What kind?! Were there rides?! WAS THERE A TUNNEL OF LOVE?!

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headinjuries: & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet (i had to do a class evaluation today)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2017-06-24 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
An amusement park?

[ There are people who come here totally prepared, and there are people who - sound, at least - like they shouldn't be here at all. (If only Sam knew.) ]

So you, what, make sure nobody jumps out of the roller coasters?

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