and I'm Claire. [Video/Open]

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[The feed opens on what could be a stock footage from a business video; Claire has found her habitat and she's broadcasting from behind the desk of her office, overlooking a corporate campus. She herself is dressed smartly in pale colors.]

Good afternoon, Legion. I thought I should introduce myself. My name is Claire Dearing, otherwise known as The Director. [Keeping it professional, but there's still a little hesitance with her 'superhero name' because seriously, she's a grown woman.]

Back home I was Director of Park Operations for a, uh ... an amusement park, [Sure yeah let's leave it there,] and I'd like to offer my services to anyone who might need business advice. This can be anything from finances, public relations, general or specialized business practices.

[Please just give her something normal to work with.]

Thank you, and I look forward to working with you.

Comments

[headinjuries]

An amusement park?

[ There are people who come here totally prepared, and there are people who - sound, at least - like they shouldn't be here at all. (If only Sam knew.) ]

So you, what, make sure nobody jumps out of the roller coasters?

[pump_action]

[She's certainly not the type to inspire confidence in her combative skills, but just wait until her first rodeo here; she's sure to surprise a lot of people.]

[Claire stares at the feed point blank at his question.] Following safety construction regulations and maintaining the integrity of the rides is integral to a well-functioning park. If I've done my job in that respect, then no; people cannot jump out of the roller coasters.

[Lets just not get into safety regulations concerning the zoo elements please and thank you.]

[headinjuries]

[ He's fifteen, stupid questions and dumb bs are his specialty. ]

Never underestimate the creativity of a determined idiot.

[pump_action]

[That gets a chuckle out of her,]

Okay, you have a point.