and I'm Claire. [Video/Open]

[pump_action]

[The feed opens on what could be a stock footage from a business video; Claire has found her habitat and she's broadcasting from behind the desk of her office, overlooking a corporate campus. She herself is dressed smartly in pale colors.]

Good afternoon, Legion. I thought I should introduce myself. My name is Claire Dearing, otherwise known as The Director. [Keeping it professional, but there's still a little hesitance with her 'superhero name' because seriously, she's a grown woman.]

Back home I was Director of Park Operations for a, uh ... an amusement park, [Sure yeah let's leave it there,] and I'd like to offer my services to anyone who might need business advice. This can be anything from finances, public relations, general or specialized business practices.

[Please just give her something normal to work with.]

Thank you, and I look forward to working with you.

Comments

[circusbat]

[Dick reaches up, rubbing his shoulder with a rueful smile.]

Well. Sometimes it works. Tends to work better when you're dropping on them from above before they realize you're even there. But I've been shot a couple of times for my trouble.

[calibrates_big_guns]

Well that I can relate to.

[Garrus tilts his head slightly, showing off the scars and burn marks all over the right side of his face.]

[circusbat]

[Dick grimaces, but more in the way of somebody commiserating rather than anybody who finds the scars distasteful.]

Luckily, nobody's tried to do much more to my face than rearrange it via fist. Which heals well enough.

[calibrates_big_guns]

Piss off enough people and they get creative about trying to rearrange it.

[Garrus says with a shrug.]

Hopefully the guys on your end don't have the budget to afford a gunship.

[His expression is hard to read, but there's humor in his voice.]

[circusbat]

[Dick pauses, giving that a few moments of consideration before he shakes his head.]

It's less that they couldn't afford it. Because I'm pretty sure at least one or two of them could. But the main one wouldn't do it unless he could find a way to make it funny.

[calibrates_big_guns]

"Funny." [ His mandibles shift curiously.] Something tells me we need to swap stories some time.

[circusbat]

Any time you want. I'm sure we both have some doozies.