and I'm Claire. [Video/Open]

[pump_action]

[The feed opens on what could be a stock footage from a business video; Claire has found her habitat and she's broadcasting from behind the desk of her office, overlooking a corporate campus. She herself is dressed smartly in pale colors.]

Good afternoon, Legion. I thought I should introduce myself. My name is Claire Dearing, otherwise known as The Director. [Keeping it professional, but there's still a little hesitance with her 'superhero name' because seriously, she's a grown woman.]

Back home I was Director of Park Operations for a, uh ... an amusement park, [Sure yeah let's leave it there,] and I'd like to offer my services to anyone who might need business advice. This can be anything from finances, public relations, general or specialized business practices.

[Please just give her something normal to work with.]

Thank you, and I look forward to working with you.

Comments

[kingtyrantranger]

Nah, just a little... I dunno. Boring? It's like Grif says, it doesn't tell anyone what you do.

Besides, it's dinosaurs. Who wouldn't want to advertise it?

[pump_action]

It tells everyone exactly what I do; it's a job title! Director of Park Operations, Director of Human Resources, Director of ... I don't know, Party Balloons.

[But then something dawns on her; these are kids. Physical and emotional (in Grif's case) kids. Oh dear lord she's doomed.]

Not everyone is a fan of dinosaurs. [Having them try to eat you will certainly dull any enthusiasm, but even for her it wasn't ever the dinosaurs she was passionate about.]

[kingtyrantranger]

There's nothing in there that says you can boss around a T-Rex! That deserves some kind of special consideration, don't you think? Like Imperius Regina or something.

[pump_action]

But, my name isn't Regina?

[whyarewehere]

Everyone is a fan of dinosaurs!

[ Completely unbiased source right here. ]

[pump_action]

Mm, no. you're wrong.

[whyarewehere]

What, are you the exception?

Could've called yourself Killjoy.

[pump_action]

[She sighs ... Apparently the collective mental age of this place was twelve.]

I guess I am.