and I'm Claire. [Video/Open]

[pump_action]

[The feed opens on what could be a stock footage from a business video; Claire has found her habitat and she's broadcasting from behind the desk of her office, overlooking a corporate campus. She herself is dressed smartly in pale colors.]

Good afternoon, Legion. I thought I should introduce myself. My name is Claire Dearing, otherwise known as The Director. [Keeping it professional, but there's still a little hesitance with her 'superhero name' because seriously, she's a grown woman.]

Back home I was Director of Park Operations for a, uh ... an amusement park, [Sure yeah let's leave it there,] and I'd like to offer my services to anyone who might need business advice. This can be anything from finances, public relations, general or specialized business practices.

[Please just give her something normal to work with.]

Thank you, and I look forward to working with you.

Comments

[kickpushbaby]

Your call.

Do people call you boss and shit like that?

[pump_action]

Well, yes; of course they would. I was literally their professional superior. I didn't require them to call me boss, but it happens.

[kickpushbaby]

How come you didn't make your superhero name be The Boss?

[ Asking the hard hitting questions. ]

[pump_action]

'Director' sounds more professional.

[Hard? That's not a hard question at all!]

[kickpushbaby]

Do you make people call you "The Director." Or can I call you "Direct."

[ HARD HITTING QUESTIONS, THESE ARE PULITZER PRIZE WINNING JOURNALISM, CLAIRE. ]