and I'm Claire. [Video/Open]

[pump_action]

[The feed opens on what could be a stock footage from a business video; Claire has found her habitat and she's broadcasting from behind the desk of her office, overlooking a corporate campus. She herself is dressed smartly in pale colors.]

Good afternoon, Legion. I thought I should introduce myself. My name is Claire Dearing, otherwise known as The Director. [Keeping it professional, but there's still a little hesitance with her 'superhero name' because seriously, she's a grown woman.]

Back home I was Director of Park Operations for a, uh ... an amusement park, [Sure yeah let's leave it there,] and I'd like to offer my services to anyone who might need business advice. This can be anything from finances, public relations, general or specialized business practices.

[Please just give her something normal to work with.]

Thank you, and I look forward to working with you.

Comments

[thebioticwoman]

It won awards, Garrus.

[Shepard hasn't seen it either. She just eavesdrops in bars.]

[calibrates_big_guns]

So did the elcor version of Hamlet.

[And he isn't exactly interested in that either.]

[thebioticwoman]

Hamlet is just a guy dithering for four hours. Or fourteen, as the case may be.

[She must have been a joy in high school lit.]

[calibrates_big_guns]

And Fleet and Flotilla is just two people dithering for twenty episodes.

[His opinion may have been colored by the fact that his mother and sister watched it on repeat when he was younger, but he calls it like he sees it.

[Sorry, Tali.]