and I'm Claire. [Video/Open]

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[The feed opens on what could be a stock footage from a business video; Claire has found her habitat and she's broadcasting from behind the desk of her office, overlooking a corporate campus. She herself is dressed smartly in pale colors.]

Good afternoon, Legion. I thought I should introduce myself. My name is Claire Dearing, otherwise known as The Director. [Keeping it professional, but there's still a little hesitance with her 'superhero name' because seriously, she's a grown woman.]

Back home I was Director of Park Operations for a, uh ... an amusement park, [Sure yeah let's leave it there,] and I'd like to offer my services to anyone who might need business advice. This can be anything from finances, public relations, general or specialized business practices.

[Please just give her something normal to work with.]

Thank you, and I look forward to working with you.

Comments

[leverageintceo]

[ Parker wrinkles her nose. ]

Weird.

[ She blinks at the monitor, looks around again, and looks back with a slightly confused expression. ]

Well, Eliot's not here, but Hardison's brewing beer again, so you could have that.

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[Ponies are ... weird? Smelly and gross, maybe, but Claire had thought that was a pretty safe not-dinosaur animal for a park. Oh well, at least she's not asking questions.]

[She does frown slightly at Parker's comment.] Did you think, that I ... ? No, I mean, I would want to check it out in order to best figure out how to market it, but what I'm saying is; I can get people in. [More than just herself.]

[leverageintceo]

Yeah, but Eliot's not here.

[Parker is still confused.]

He's the one that cooks. Well, one of the ones that cooks. We have other cooks. Also not here-here, but in the one back home. I don't think anyone's cooked in this one.

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[Claire is also equally confused.]

So you want me to ... cook ..... ?