and I'm Claire. [Video/Open]

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[The feed opens on what could be a stock footage from a business video; Claire has found her habitat and she's broadcasting from behind the desk of her office, overlooking a corporate campus. She herself is dressed smartly in pale colors.]

Good afternoon, Legion. I thought I should introduce myself. My name is Claire Dearing, otherwise known as The Director. [Keeping it professional, but there's still a little hesitance with her 'superhero name' because seriously, she's a grown woman.]

Back home I was Director of Park Operations for a, uh ... an amusement park, [Sure yeah let's leave it there,] and I'd like to offer my services to anyone who might need business advice. This can be anything from finances, public relations, general or specialized business practices.

[Please just give her something normal to work with.]

Thank you, and I look forward to working with you.

Comments

[leverageintceo]

I don't think I've ever been to an amusement part with a zoo and a safari option. But I haven't been to a lot of amusement parts. They aren't, like, horses or anything like that, are they?

[ Just because horses aren't not nearly as murderous as Parker had originally thought doesn't mean that they're not still unsettling and weird. Parker lets go of the bar and drops out of view for a moment or two, before she retrieves her omnicom from where she'd stashed it while working out. ]

No, this is just the copy of it they built for me here. The real one is back home and has more people in it during business hours.

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We do have some small ponies. For a petting zoo. [If by 'ponies' you mean 'triceratops babies' but sure, that'll work.]

Well, if attendance is an issue, I can most certainly help with that.

[leverageintceo]

[ Parker wrinkles her nose. ]

Weird.

[ She blinks at the monitor, looks around again, and looks back with a slightly confused expression. ]

Well, Eliot's not here, but Hardison's brewing beer again, so you could have that.

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[Ponies are ... weird? Smelly and gross, maybe, but Claire had thought that was a pretty safe not-dinosaur animal for a park. Oh well, at least she's not asking questions.]

[She does frown slightly at Parker's comment.] Did you think, that I ... ? No, I mean, I would want to check it out in order to best figure out how to market it, but what I'm saying is; I can get people in. [More than just herself.]

[leverageintceo]

Yeah, but Eliot's not here.

[Parker is still confused.]

He's the one that cooks. Well, one of the ones that cooks. We have other cooks. Also not here-here, but in the one back home. I don't think anyone's cooked in this one.

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[Claire is also equally confused.]

So you want me to ... cook ..... ?