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[thedreamisdead]

[There's no getting around it. It's an essay. About the dangers of sugar abuse on your health, linked to several medical articles. In it, she links the abuse of sugar to depression, diabetes, dopamine imbalances, fueling cancer cells and making tumors more aggressive, impotence, increased risk of heart attacks and heart disease, increased inflammation leading to joint pain and arthritis, increased risk of strokes, kidney failure, and rotting teeth.

Included in her essay is a list of signs of sugar abuse, including false teeth, rotten teeth, pupil dilation, jitteriness, mid-afternoon 'crashes', and other symptoms.

She wraps up with a plea for people to seek help and rehabilitation for their addictions and avoid anyone who might try to push such addictive substances on them.]

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[thedreamisdead]

That's fine. I'm certain Tucker will give you the cliff notes.

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[whyarewehere]

ok but that implies i want them.

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[lovernotafighter]

It's a whole bunch of LIES about sugar breaking your dick.

[Wait for it...]

You eat more shit food than anyone else here and your dick works fine, right?

[And he immediately regretted asking it.]

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[ordinarily]

i cant believe i read this with my own two eyes

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[thedreamisdead]

It's sad the lengths to which an addict will go to hide the truth from themselves.

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[ordinarily]

please tell me your messing with him

i need to know if i can keep eating chocolate

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[thedreamisdead]

I'm playing on his fears a little, but the science is accurate. I would switch to artificially sweetened chocolate or dark chocolate coating naturally occurring sugars such as is found in fruit, if I were you.

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[ordinarily]

can it wait till college?

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[thedreamisdead]

Healthy eating is important when you're a developing young man. You wouldn't want to be stunted somehow, would you?

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[lovernotafighter]

The only thing I'm addicted to is being awesome!

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[thedreamisdead]

Don't worry, I understand. I've worked with rehabilitation personnel before. When you're ready, let me know and I can help you through this.

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[lovernotafighter]

I don't need help! EVERYONE eats sugar and doesn't have sixteen doses of Viagra under their belt. I'm not going to be any different!

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[whyarewehere]

this is why we can't take him anywhere.

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[lovernotafighter]

I DON'T WANT TO KNOW FOR ME! I only want your dick for proving science wrong!

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[whyarewehere]

[ Oh my god. What the fuck is this conversation. Why. ]

tucker believe me when i say i am never discussing any aspect of my dick with you. stop traumatizing the kids!

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[ordinarily]

HEY

teenager

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[whyarewehere]

danny i'm trying to help.

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[ordinarily]

im just saying

not a kid

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[whyarewehere]

easy there sport.

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[lovernotafighter]

[He's not enjoying it either, you know! Your dick is the last thing in this entire galaxy that he wants to know about, especially not in enough detail to know how well it ...works. Or doesn't work. If it wasn't of the most dire of circumstances, he wouldn't even ask!

But he has to know. Has. To.]

Dude, just vaguely tell me in yes or no! If yours still functions, then I've got to be fine!

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[thedreamisdead]

Unless his being a speedster means that his SHBG production is appropriately enhanced as well. Overdosing on sugar as he does might be the only way he keeps a normal level.

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[lovernotafighter]

[You are here to make his life a living hell of paranoia, aren't you?]

FINE! Did it work BEFORE we came here, Grif?!

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[whyarewehere]

we are not talking about this and if you say anything about anybody finding out i'm gonna beat you into next tuesday.

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[lovernotafighter]

A) Totally not afraid of you, dude because I just have to toss some oreos around and you'll leave me alone.

B) THIS ISN'T FUN FOR ME! Just yes or no. Fuck, just nod or shake your head when you see me! Something! Anything!

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[whyarewehere]

1. fair
2. nah