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[thedreamisdead]

[There's no getting around it. It's an essay. About the dangers of sugar abuse on your health, linked to several medical articles. In it, she links the abuse of sugar to depression, diabetes, dopamine imbalances, fueling cancer cells and making tumors more aggressive, impotence, increased risk of heart attacks and heart disease, increased inflammation leading to joint pain and arthritis, increased risk of strokes, kidney failure, and rotting teeth.

Included in her essay is a list of signs of sugar abuse, including false teeth, rotten teeth, pupil dilation, jitteriness, mid-afternoon 'crashes', and other symptoms.

She wraps up with a plea for people to seek help and rehabilitation for their addictions and avoid anyone who might try to push such addictive substances on them.]

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[lovernotafighter]

Everyone's life would be. Who could compete with all this?

[God, don't answer that.]

So that's why Wash was always yelling at me to stop sleeping naked.

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[nofortunateson]

-oh my god. Tucker.

[The chortling doesn't even take effort. Tucker's borderline meltdown is great.]

I did not think you would actually buy that. 'My CO is trying to sabotage my penis'? Seriously?

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[lovernotafighter]

[The joys of Sim Troopers, right?]

Look, we've been through some shit, crazy ass weird shit, so a CO trying to sabotage my penis isn't as weird as you think it is.

But...

[Fuck.]

Wash is my friend. I trust him. I know he wouldn't want to hurt me - unless after-lap leg cramps count - but would he want to tame this beast so I focus more on shit? Maybe. Probably.

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And it's funny as hell to watch him sputter and try to explain why he's not intimidated by my mighty python.