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[There's no getting around it. It's an essay. About the dangers of sugar abuse on your health, linked to several medical articles. In it, she links the abuse of sugar to depression, diabetes, dopamine imbalances, fueling cancer cells and making tumors more aggressive, impotence, increased risk of heart attacks and heart disease, increased inflammation leading to joint pain and arthritis, increased risk of strokes, kidney failure, and rotting teeth.

Included in her essay is a list of signs of sugar abuse, including false teeth, rotten teeth, pupil dilation, jitteriness, mid-afternoon 'crashes', and other symptoms.

She wraps up with a plea for people to seek help and rehabilitation for their addictions and avoid anyone who might try to push such addictive substances on them.]

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[ Oh my god. What the fuck is this conversation. Why. ]

tucker believe me when i say i am never discussing any aspect of my dick with you. stop traumatizing the kids!

HEY

teenager

danny i'm trying to help.

im just saying

not a kid

easy there sport.

oh my god are you really doing this

yes.

are you not busy enough dealing with tuckers junk?

no one here is dealing with anyone else's junk!

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I thought we were friends! That's just low! I have way better taste than Grif!

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[He's not enjoying it either, you know! Your dick is the last thing in this entire galaxy that he wants to know about, especially not in enough detail to know how well it ...works. Or doesn't work. If it wasn't of the most dire of circumstances, he wouldn't even ask!

But he has to know. Has. To.]

Dude, just vaguely tell me in yes or no! If yours still functions, then I've got to be fine!

Unless his being a speedster means that his SHBG production is appropriately enhanced as well. Overdosing on sugar as he does might be the only way he keeps a normal level.

[You are here to make his life a living hell of paranoia, aren't you?]

FINE! Did it work BEFORE we came here, Grif?!

we are not talking about this and if you say anything about anybody finding out i'm gonna beat you into next tuesday.

A) Totally not afraid of you, dude because I just have to toss some oreos around and you'll leave me alone.

B) THIS ISN'T FUN FOR ME! Just yes or no. Fuck, just nod or shake your head when you see me! Something! Anything!

1. fair
2. nah

So your dick IS broken. Fuck man, no wonder you don't ever want to do anything and you're an asshole. Explains a lot.

Now I have to eat salads for the rest of my fucking life.

TUCKER. Sugar is NOT going to make your dick fall off. Jesus.

Okay, first: it'd take a chainsaw to remove something this massive and wonderful from my body. And second: I mean, what if it DOES fuck with its performance?

Also, I thought you'd be totally on board with me eating salad. You know, other than the obvious comment that I'm totally not make right now.

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I don't know buddy, consider your sources here. Do you think Wash wants your business in top form? Or is it easier on him if you're down a few pegs?

Wait, do you mean my business business, or just all of my badassery? Because if Wash wants anything about my business business then I'm both confused and afraid.

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North? I know you have no way of knowing this, but I busted my ass for months trying to get my team to a place where they could handle themselves if anything happened to me.

You want to be funny, fine, I get it. Just don't undermine that aspect of things. I'm already going to have to get Tucker back to normal when America's done fucking with him, and that's going to be a hell of a lot harder if he doesn't trust me.

[Not that he thinks Tucker will throw away the deeper levels of their trust that easily, but he's pretty damn volatile where his dick is concerned and damn if surface damage isn't hard to work past.]

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MY DICK ISN'T BROKEN

[ That's it. Grif is done. Fuck. ]

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Can confirm: Rich Rider is fine.

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