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[thedreamisdead]

[There's no getting around it. It's an essay. About the dangers of sugar abuse on your health, linked to several medical articles. In it, she links the abuse of sugar to depression, diabetes, dopamine imbalances, fueling cancer cells and making tumors more aggressive, impotence, increased risk of heart attacks and heart disease, increased inflammation leading to joint pain and arthritis, increased risk of strokes, kidney failure, and rotting teeth.

Included in her essay is a list of signs of sugar abuse, including false teeth, rotten teeth, pupil dilation, jitteriness, mid-afternoon 'crashes', and other symptoms.

She wraps up with a plea for people to seek help and rehabilitation for their addictions and avoid anyone who might try to push such addictive substances on them.]

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[ordinarily]

please tell me your messing with him

i need to know if i can keep eating chocolate

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[thedreamisdead]

I'm playing on his fears a little, but the science is accurate. I would switch to artificially sweetened chocolate or dark chocolate coating naturally occurring sugars such as is found in fruit, if I were you.

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can it wait till college?

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[thedreamisdead]

Healthy eating is important when you're a developing young man. You wouldn't want to be stunted somehow, would you?

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[ This conversation would've probably had more impact if he hadn't been electrocuted by a ghost portal a year ago. ]

yeah im probably fine on that front

pretty sure all the ectoplasm in our basement will get to me before the sugar does

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[thedreamisdead]

Sounds like a housing violation to me.

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yeah the guys in white think so too

which would be okay if they werent so stupid about it

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[thedreamisdead]

Men in White?

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no
guys in white
as in thats literally their name
i mean they probably have a real name or something but
they never really use it

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[thedreamisdead]

That sounds... professional?

[No. No, it does not.]

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like i said
their stupid

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[thedreamisdead]

*They're.

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oh
sorry i type fast