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[thedreamisdead]

[There's no getting around it. It's an essay. About the dangers of sugar abuse on your health, linked to several medical articles. In it, she links the abuse of sugar to depression, diabetes, dopamine imbalances, fueling cancer cells and making tumors more aggressive, impotence, increased risk of heart attacks and heart disease, increased inflammation leading to joint pain and arthritis, increased risk of strokes, kidney failure, and rotting teeth.

Included in her essay is a list of signs of sugar abuse, including false teeth, rotten teeth, pupil dilation, jitteriness, mid-afternoon 'crashes', and other symptoms.

She wraps up with a plea for people to seek help and rehabilitation for their addictions and avoid anyone who might try to push such addictive substances on them.]

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[lovernotafighter]

[Oh. Oh god. Oh...no. No.]

But everything breaks when you're old!

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[thedreamisdead]

Then explain all of those centenarians that are still sexually active.

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[lovernotafighter]

Oh, yeah? Then how come some of the highest rates of STD's are at nursing homes?

Also, groosssss. But true.

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[thedreamisdead]

The eldsters in those homes have their diets strictly limited and monitored, don't they? Not like Grandma who likes a cube or three in her tea.

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[lovernotafighter]

Yeah, but that's because their fake teeth and old people guts can't handle that shit. They're still getting all freaky in those places.

[With Viagra.]

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[thedreamisdead]

So, what you're saying to me is that there's no sugar in their diets and they get it on like rabbits?

[She'll let him draw the connection there.]

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[lovernotafighter]

Goddamit!