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Dexter Grif ([personal profile] whyarewehere) wrote in [community profile] thelegion2016-09-20 09:25 pm

[video] With Great Power Comes Great Irresponsibility

[ Grif is in high spirits today. He seems to actually be in one of the training rooms for once, which makes that a lot weirder. ]

Hey guys. There are a bunch of weirdos running around and it's been a while since we talked about powers. So guess what we're going to do today?

[ 'We' because he expects participation, dammit! ]

And because I'm feeling generous, I'll start. Guess who learned a new thing?

[ He points at himself with both thumbs and backs up, revealing a line of targets. He steps back, lines up his shoulder with them, and winds up his arm like a softball pitcher. He doesn't stop. Grif's arm blurs as he speeds up, and finally the force of the moving air is enough to tip over the nearest target. But only the nearest one. He stops, gestures at it with definite pride, and continues. ]

So let's talk about your powers because we already know mine are pretty awesome.

[ Of course they are, Grif. ]

Has anybody else figured out anything cool? And if you're new: I'm Grif and this is basically my job around here. Tell me what you got, because I'm still way disappointed about the lack of eye lasers we got going on on this team. I could read profiles, but who has time for that crap?

If I know you already... I don't know. Injury status report? What did you have for lunch? I'm just bored, okay?

((( This is a free for all mingle post! Grif will reply to everyone who responds, but if you want to have a character jump into a conversation with anybody you are absolutely welcome and, in fact, encouraged. Feel free to have characters ignore the point, talk about other things, etc etc. Threads are assumed to be public unless you mark them otherwise. This is set after the Ambush of TTHS but the Investigation is still ongoing. )))
bleventeen: <user name="chesswar"> (pic#10557297)

[personal profile] bleventeen 2016-09-21 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Hi Grif! I'm Mabel! You learned where to find invisible baseballs?!

[ Yep. That's what she got from the video. She's pretty excited about the idea too. ]

I'll show you my super power if you tell me where to get them! Just don't tell Dipper!

[ Since this power demonstration will absolutely take place inside Dipper's "no-fun zone" in their quarters when it happens. ]
headinjuries: of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish (you refused to come out)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-09-21 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, hey, you're Dipper's sister, right?
captainbuzzkill: (050)

[personal profile] captainbuzzkill 2016-09-21 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Actually, she's my stunt double. That's why we look totally alike except for her being a girl and me being a boy. There was a rigorous casting process, thousands of potential Dipper-a-likes tried out.

[They're twins. That look like twins. He's going to razz anyone and everyone that questions if they're related.]

In the movie we filmed, there's this great scene where it looks like I backflip off a truck onto a motor cycle and you can't even tell it's her instead of me. It was really good editing.
headinjuries: don't give yourself a boner of false hope. (bah. we'll see.)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-09-21 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, right, you actually need stunt doubles, huh.

[ Not doing the backflip yourself, whatever! MAN UP, DIP DOP. ]

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bleventeen: <user name="chesswar"> (pic#10569896)

[personal profile] bleventeen 2016-09-21 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
A teen!!

[ She points at her screen almost accusingly. This might be one of the boys Dipper sort of mentioned then refused to elaborate on. ]

I mean... That's me!

[ She does her best "charming" laugh, which is actually really loud and lasts way longer than it should. ]
captainbuzzkill: (048)

[personal profile] captainbuzzkill 2016-09-21 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Dipper is about to say a thing but he just stops and facepalms.]
headinjuries: by about 3 inches. of course i'm being safe (bottle rocket just missed my head)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-09-21 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sam has been hilariously awkward enough times in his life that he has no room to judge, frankly. ]

So, you've got all the embarrassing dirt on him, right?

[ A beat. ]

Kidding, kidding. Hi, I'm Sam.

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jonesiseverywhere: ([74])

[personal profile] jonesiseverywhere 2016-09-21 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Invisible baseballs...That's total genius!

[Because then it could lead to invisible hockey pucks and Casey would be totally unstoppable!]
bleventeen: <user name="chesswar"> (pic#10569902)

[personal profile] bleventeen 2016-09-21 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Right??

[ She's stepping backward and miming a baseball player. ]

Oh oh! I'm gonna catch it! Where is it?! BLAM!

[ She stumbles backward over a kitchen chair. ]

HOME RUN.
jonesiseverywhere: ([86])

[personal profile] jonesiseverywhere 2016-09-23 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
[It makes Casey laugh, at least. Reminds him a bit of his own little sister.]

But how's the batter gonna hit it if he can't see it?

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wherenoonegoes: (Hiccup grin)

[personal profile] wherenoonegoes 2016-09-21 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Hate to say it, but Dipper can probably see this.

By the way I'm Hiccup. I'm a friend of your brother. And the big scaly lizard behind me is Toothless.
captainbuzzkill: (045)

[personal profile] captainbuzzkill 2016-09-21 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
MABEL, HICCUP HAS A DRAGON!

Like a real, live dragon! Remember how I spent the summer before last reading the entire [25-book. It was 25 books.] 'Dragon-wranglers of the Mountains of Earth, Ice, and Flames' series instead of going outside?

He has one! For real!

And he owes me a dragon-ride, actually.
wherenoonegoes: (Hiccup watching you)

[personal profile] wherenoonegoes 2016-09-21 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
As soon as Toothless's wing is fully healed. We crashed during the whole thing with the Fatal Five and he the ground pretty hard with it.

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bleventeen: (04)

[personal profile] bleventeen 2016-09-21 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
I know!! I'm gonna need a whole lot of yarn, Dipper!
bleventeen: (05)

[personal profile] bleventeen 2016-09-21 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
YOU HAVE A DRAGON?

[ It definitely no longer matters that Dipper now knows her plans to wreck their kitchen again. ]

HI TOOTHLESS! Why is he Toothless? Does he breathe fire? Does he like being petted and wearing sweaters?
wherenoonegoes: (Hiccup Peg Leg)

[personal profile] wherenoonegoes 2016-09-21 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
To answer your questions, retractable teeth, he breathes explosive balls of plasma, yes, and I've never tested it, but I doubt it.

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[personal profile] bleventeen 2016-09-21 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Put them in Dipper's shoes.

[ As if that's the most obvious answer there could ever be. ]

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iamresponding: (bucketless - amused)

[personal profile] iamresponding 2016-09-21 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Rich laughs because she's adorable]

Nah, what happened is Grif moved his arm so fast that the wind knocked it down.

Ultimate fakeout.

[The man that shows onscreen has a long scar down the right side of his face, but otherwise, he looks cheerful enough.]
bleventeen: (08)

[personal profile] bleventeen 2016-09-21 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
But are there invisible baseballs? Or maybe just like a laser or a potion that makes things invisible?

[ This guy looks like he would know for some reason. ]

Super heroes need invisible stuff all the time, right?!
iamresponding: (bucketless - smirk)

[personal profile] iamresponding 2016-09-21 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
You'd be right but usually not baseballs. The last time aliens challenged Earth to a baseball game for the fate of the planet we were stupid enough to hand it over to the Mets, and well...

Now we just punch the aliens. Way easier to win.

[She absolutely won't get the joke but he's not giving up an opportunity to mock the Mets. Ever.]

Usually we need invisible jets, invisible spaceships, sometimes invisible uniforms for invisible people so the clothes go invisible the same time they do.

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unrecovered: (Face: You're a kitty)

[personal profile] unrecovered 2016-09-21 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, so you're Mabel.

[Said with a smile, or at least as close as Wash ever gets to one.]

Dipper's talked about you a lot.
bleventeen: <user name="chesswar"> (pic#10557313)

[personal profile] bleventeen 2016-09-21 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
Yep, I'm Mabel!

Dipper, that scamp. What did he say about me? Was it all good?
unrecovered: (Face: You're a kitty)

[personal profile] unrecovered 2016-09-21 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[The very memory of Mabel helped Dipper get his sanity back...not that Wash is going to tell her that.]

Pretty much, yeah. I'm Wash - it's good to meet you.

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