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thelegion2016-09-20 09:25 pm
whyarewehere) wrote in thelegion2016-09-20 09:25 pm
Entry tags:
- agent washington,
- dexter grif,
- dipper pines,
- jason lee scott,
- justice/vance astrovik,
- mabel pines,
- nova prime/rich rider,
- nova/sam alexander,
- speedball/robbie baldwin,
- the master chief,
- ✘ ana amari,
- ✘ azula,
- ✘ casey jones,
- ✘ donatello,
- ✘ franklin delano donut,
- ✘ hiccup,
- ✘ inahime,
- ✘ jason grace,
- ✘ namorita prentiss,
- ✘ parker,
- ✘ soldier 76
[video] With Great Power Comes Great Irresponsibility
[ Grif is in high spirits today. He seems to actually be in one of the training rooms for once, which makes that a lot weirder. ]
Hey guys. There are a bunch of weirdos running around and it's been a while since we talked about powers. So guess what we're going to do today?
[ 'We' because he expects participation, dammit! ]
And because I'm feeling generous, I'll start. Guess who learned a new thing?
[ He points at himself with both thumbs and backs up, revealing a line of targets. He steps back, lines up his shoulder with them, and winds up his arm like a softball pitcher. He doesn't stop. Grif's arm blurs as he speeds up, and finally the force of the moving air is enough to tip over the nearest target. But only the nearest one. He stops, gestures at it with definite pride, and continues. ]
So let's talk about your powers because we already know mine are pretty awesome.
[ Of course they are, Grif. ]
Has anybody else figured out anything cool? And if you're new: I'm Grif and this is basically my job around here. Tell me what you got, because I'm still way disappointed about the lack of eye lasers we got going on on this team. I could read profiles, but who has time for that crap?
If I know you already... I don't know. Injury status report? What did you have for lunch? I'm just bored, okay?
((( This is a free for all mingle post! Grif will reply to everyone who responds, but if you want to have a character jump into a conversation with anybody you are absolutely welcome and, in fact, encouraged. Feel free to have characters ignore the point, talk about other things, etc etc. Threads are assumed to be public unless you mark them otherwise. This is set after the Ambush of TTHS but the Investigation is still ongoing. )))
Hey guys. There are a bunch of weirdos running around and it's been a while since we talked about powers. So guess what we're going to do today?
[ 'We' because he expects participation, dammit! ]
And because I'm feeling generous, I'll start. Guess who learned a new thing?
[ He points at himself with both thumbs and backs up, revealing a line of targets. He steps back, lines up his shoulder with them, and winds up his arm like a softball pitcher. He doesn't stop. Grif's arm blurs as he speeds up, and finally the force of the moving air is enough to tip over the nearest target. But only the nearest one. He stops, gestures at it with definite pride, and continues. ]
So let's talk about your powers because we already know mine are pretty awesome.
[ Of course they are, Grif. ]
Has anybody else figured out anything cool? And if you're new: I'm Grif and this is basically my job around here. Tell me what you got, because I'm still way disappointed about the lack of eye lasers we got going on on this team. I could read profiles, but who has time for that crap?
If I know you already... I don't know. Injury status report? What did you have for lunch? I'm just bored, okay?
((( This is a free for all mingle post! Grif will reply to everyone who responds, but if you want to have a character jump into a conversation with anybody you are absolutely welcome and, in fact, encouraged. Feel free to have characters ignore the point, talk about other things, etc etc. Threads are assumed to be public unless you mark them otherwise. This is set after the Ambush of TTHS but the Investigation is still ongoing. )))
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We beat him up every time though! One time with kitten fists!
[ That was the best one. ]
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[That's kind of a big thing to miss.]
He also started the apocalypse.
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[ She taps her chin thoughtfully. ]
I'm not sure I'd want to stop a kitten fist apocalypse...
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[ But that's distracting him from the other question he has: ]
And what's a Grunkle?
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[ Sort of. ]
And the kitten fists shot kittens out, so what couldn't you do with those?!
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[ They're important okay?! ]
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[ She scoffs, because WHO HASN'T watched a goobery kid's cartoon about a magic cat from her world?? ]
He has crazy high standards! And he's saved the world only about... [ She pauses, thinking. There were about three seasons of that show, right? ] eighty times! There were two movies.
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