A Portentous (pretentious?) Announcement
Oct. 28th, 2017 10:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
[There's a familiar child DEFINITELY 14 YEAR OLD YOUNG WOMAN on the comms, but Mabel looks unusually serious as she opens up her video feed! What ever could be troubling this sparkling ray of sunshine?
Who is literally sparkling, actually. A small cloud of glitter seems to surround her, and there are glittery fingerprints on everything she's touched in the background.]
Good afternoon, Legion -
[Her solemnity breaks. She frowns confusedly into the distance.]
Is it afternoon in space? How does anyone know what time it is in space? If someone ever tells me I have to get up early, what does that even mean if time has no meaning? Shouldn't we all just sleep until we just agree we're not tired -
[WELL THAT SURE WAS A TANGENT. Which Mabel recognizes, pulling herself back to the matter at hand.]
Anyway, what I came here to say has nothing to do with space, or time, but it's very important. This message is dedicated to all the boys of Legion.
[She clears her throat, solemnly looking into the camera.]
Space hero boys, this is hard for me to say . . . you're beautiful and dreamy and I can sort of remember all of you. Like a shimmering dream you cling to upon waking -
[She goes so far as to reach out her hand dramatically, grasping at something too ephemeral and glorious for reality.]
- but right now, the universe needs me. And more specifically . . . my bro needs me.
[She . . . realizes she probably doesn't have to elaborate. She's missed many horrifying things happening to Dipper. One horrifying thing after the other, really, that other people probably know more about than her. She's only gotten to see the aftermath. But the aftermath of Dipper's mental state is . . . she can't be the only one who's noticed it's Not Great.]
The Time Trapper has already sent me back too many times, and if I'm going to keep this job, I need to double down and become the best possible superhero I can be! And that means pouring all my time and energy into the most epic training montage the universe - multiverse - whateververse has ever seen.
So I'm sorry Beautiful Space Boys, but until Chronoblivion is no more . . . I can't be with any of you.
[She exhales, hanging her head in sad desperation that it has come to this.]
Who is literally sparkling, actually. A small cloud of glitter seems to surround her, and there are glittery fingerprints on everything she's touched in the background.]
Good afternoon, Legion -
[Her solemnity breaks. She frowns confusedly into the distance.]
Is it afternoon in space? How does anyone know what time it is in space? If someone ever tells me I have to get up early, what does that even mean if time has no meaning? Shouldn't we all just sleep until we just agree we're not tired -
[WELL THAT SURE WAS A TANGENT. Which Mabel recognizes, pulling herself back to the matter at hand.]
Anyway, what I came here to say has nothing to do with space, or time, but it's very important. This message is dedicated to all the boys of Legion.
[She clears her throat, solemnly looking into the camera.]
Space hero boys, this is hard for me to say . . . you're beautiful and dreamy and I can sort of remember all of you. Like a shimmering dream you cling to upon waking -
[She goes so far as to reach out her hand dramatically, grasping at something too ephemeral and glorious for reality.]
- but right now, the universe needs me. And more specifically . . . my bro needs me.
[She . . . realizes she probably doesn't have to elaborate. She's missed many horrifying things happening to Dipper. One horrifying thing after the other, really, that other people probably know more about than her. She's only gotten to see the aftermath. But the aftermath of Dipper's mental state is . . . she can't be the only one who's noticed it's Not Great.]
The Time Trapper has already sent me back too many times, and if I'm going to keep this job, I need to double down and become the best possible superhero I can be! And that means pouring all my time and energy into the most epic training montage the universe - multiverse - whateververse has ever seen.
So I'm sorry Beautiful Space Boys, but until Chronoblivion is no more . . . I can't be with any of you.
[She exhales, hanging her head in sad desperation that it has come to this.]