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thelegion2016-09-20 09:25 pm
whyarewehere) wrote in thelegion2016-09-20 09:25 pm
Entry tags:
- agent washington,
- dexter grif,
- dipper pines,
- jason lee scott,
- justice/vance astrovik,
- mabel pines,
- nova prime/rich rider,
- nova/sam alexander,
- speedball/robbie baldwin,
- the master chief,
- ✘ ana amari,
- ✘ azula,
- ✘ casey jones,
- ✘ donatello,
- ✘ franklin delano donut,
- ✘ hiccup,
- ✘ inahime,
- ✘ jason grace,
- ✘ namorita prentiss,
- ✘ parker,
- ✘ soldier 76
[video] With Great Power Comes Great Irresponsibility
[ Grif is in high spirits today. He seems to actually be in one of the training rooms for once, which makes that a lot weirder. ]
Hey guys. There are a bunch of weirdos running around and it's been a while since we talked about powers. So guess what we're going to do today?
[ 'We' because he expects participation, dammit! ]
And because I'm feeling generous, I'll start. Guess who learned a new thing?
[ He points at himself with both thumbs and backs up, revealing a line of targets. He steps back, lines up his shoulder with them, and winds up his arm like a softball pitcher. He doesn't stop. Grif's arm blurs as he speeds up, and finally the force of the moving air is enough to tip over the nearest target. But only the nearest one. He stops, gestures at it with definite pride, and continues. ]
So let's talk about your powers because we already know mine are pretty awesome.
[ Of course they are, Grif. ]
Has anybody else figured out anything cool? And if you're new: I'm Grif and this is basically my job around here. Tell me what you got, because I'm still way disappointed about the lack of eye lasers we got going on on this team. I could read profiles, but who has time for that crap?
If I know you already... I don't know. Injury status report? What did you have for lunch? I'm just bored, okay?
((( This is a free for all mingle post! Grif will reply to everyone who responds, but if you want to have a character jump into a conversation with anybody you are absolutely welcome and, in fact, encouraged. Feel free to have characters ignore the point, talk about other things, etc etc. Threads are assumed to be public unless you mark them otherwise. This is set after the Ambush of TTHS but the Investigation is still ongoing. )))
Hey guys. There are a bunch of weirdos running around and it's been a while since we talked about powers. So guess what we're going to do today?
[ 'We' because he expects participation, dammit! ]
And because I'm feeling generous, I'll start. Guess who learned a new thing?
[ He points at himself with both thumbs and backs up, revealing a line of targets. He steps back, lines up his shoulder with them, and winds up his arm like a softball pitcher. He doesn't stop. Grif's arm blurs as he speeds up, and finally the force of the moving air is enough to tip over the nearest target. But only the nearest one. He stops, gestures at it with definite pride, and continues. ]
So let's talk about your powers because we already know mine are pretty awesome.
[ Of course they are, Grif. ]
Has anybody else figured out anything cool? And if you're new: I'm Grif and this is basically my job around here. Tell me what you got, because I'm still way disappointed about the lack of eye lasers we got going on on this team. I could read profiles, but who has time for that crap?
If I know you already... I don't know. Injury status report? What did you have for lunch? I'm just bored, okay?
((( This is a free for all mingle post! Grif will reply to everyone who responds, but if you want to have a character jump into a conversation with anybody you are absolutely welcome and, in fact, encouraged. Feel free to have characters ignore the point, talk about other things, etc etc. Threads are assumed to be public unless you mark them otherwise. This is set after the Ambush of TTHS but the Investigation is still ongoing. )))
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[ This guy looks like he would know for some reason. ]
Super heroes need invisible stuff all the time, right?!
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Now we just punch the aliens. Way easier to win.
[She absolutely won't get the joke but he's not giving up an opportunity to mock the Mets. Ever.]
Usually we need invisible jets, invisible spaceships, sometimes invisible uniforms for invisible people so the clothes go invisible the same time they do.
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But it is possible...
[ Because now she has plans for Dipper's shoes. ]
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Spaghetti!
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Nah, if you're thinking stuff to put in your brother's shoes? Not spaghetti. Peanut butter. Invisible peanut butter. It's sticky, it's oily and hard to wash off, so it's perfect. But if you try doing it when it's not invisible, the person sees it.
Believe me, I've tried it.
[Robbie had been annoying sometimes with that smart brain of his. Occasionally.]
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You're a genius...