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[steelandtemper]

[What has no thumbs and is sick to death of gods and sorcerers and magic spears and all the similar crap that keeps popping up? This AI.

Well, actually, her hologram has thumbs, but they're currently not visible behind the equally holographic folded arms.]

Poll: how many of you are from universes where the supernatural is real? Magic, gods, shoe-making elves that aren't just a parable about virtue, whatever.

[Why Grimm's Fairy Tales? Why not Grimm's Fairy Tales? It's all equally nonsense as far as thorough-going materialist Cortana is concerned.]

Comments

[steelandtemper]

You have hereditary interdimensional plague?

[Well jeez Cortana, it sounds bad when you say it that way.]

[letsgohurtpeople]

It's definitely not some kind of mutation because it hasn't diluted or anything. Even when normal humans like my mom marry into the family, their kids wind up this way. No exceptions. None of my siblings were born normal, either.