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[steelandtemper]

[What has no thumbs and is sick to death of gods and sorcerers and magic spears and all the similar crap that keeps popping up? This AI.

Well, actually, her hologram has thumbs, but they're currently not visible behind the equally holographic folded arms.]

Poll: how many of you are from universes where the supernatural is real? Magic, gods, shoe-making elves that aren't just a parable about virtue, whatever.

[Why Grimm's Fairy Tales? Why not Grimm's Fairy Tales? It's all equally nonsense as far as thorough-going materialist Cortana is concerned.]

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[captainbuzzkill]

[Congrats, you've stumbled onto Dipper's favorite subject to talk about, so he's going to talk about it at length and with no regard for how much anyone else wants to hear.]

There's tons of supernatural stuff back home. I mean, you all met Bill.

[He starts ticking off a list on his fingers.]

Back home we have ghosts, cursed wax figures, evil triangles, manotaurs, unholy horrors from outside of time and space, gremloblins (they're half-gremlin, half-goblin), little tiny golfball people, gnomes, spider people, barf fairies, and magic size-changing crystals that are just naturally occurring, I guess? Also, things just don't work the same as they do in other words, like in my universe peanut brittle has preservative properties that can keep someone in stasis without dying for like a hundred years.

Also my sister punched a unicorn once? They apparently bleed rainbows.

And that's just stuff I've seen personally, and not even all of it. My Great Uncle Ford filled three giant journals with stuff I still haven't seen, like the Kill Billies.

[steelandtemper]

[Just this lineface.]

[captainbuzzkill]

[The lineface does nothing to discourage him and he just keeps talking.]

They're feral hill men that drink blood and steal the overalls of their victims. They communicate with a language that's just grunts and ham-boning, and you can tell when they're coming after you because you can hear bluegrass music in the distance.

[steelandtemper]

...What if they're not wearing overalls?

[She hates herself for even asking that question, but she has to know.]

[captainbuzzkill]

The blood-sucking thing would probably still be a problem.

[steelandtemper]

I didn't know whether the overalls or the blood was the necessary condition.

[What if it was a robot wearing overal--why is this conversation happening]