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[steelandtemper]

[What has no thumbs and is sick to death of gods and sorcerers and magic spears and all the similar crap that keeps popping up? This AI.

Well, actually, her hologram has thumbs, but they're currently not visible behind the equally holographic folded arms.]

Poll: how many of you are from universes where the supernatural is real? Magic, gods, shoe-making elves that aren't just a parable about virtue, whatever.

[Why Grimm's Fairy Tales? Why not Grimm's Fairy Tales? It's all equally nonsense as far as thorough-going materialist Cortana is concerned.]

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[captainbuzzkill]

[The lineface does nothing to discourage him and he just keeps talking.]

They're feral hill men that drink blood and steal the overalls of their victims. They communicate with a language that's just grunts and ham-boning, and you can tell when they're coming after you because you can hear bluegrass music in the distance.

[steelandtemper]

...What if they're not wearing overalls?

[She hates herself for even asking that question, but she has to know.]

[captainbuzzkill]

The blood-sucking thing would probably still be a problem.

[steelandtemper]

I didn't know whether the overalls or the blood was the necessary condition.

[What if it was a robot wearing overal--why is this conversation happening]