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[This isn't the first time there's been a video post on Legion's network made by a rabbit, but it is the first time the rabbit making it is six feet tall, with an accent thick enough to cut with a knoife.]

G'day, mates. I'm the Easter Bunny.

[This would be the place to insert a punchline, if this were a joke. Bunny does not insert one. Actually, by his smug smile, he seems pretty proud of the title.]

I'm gonna need to get down to Earth sooner rather than later. Gettin' dragged out here did away with most've my powers, and I need to get down to a real bush to figure out what I've still got. Who's headed planetside when?

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It's still ridiculous and I'm still not playing along.

[ At least Jack Frost is more... mythological, maybe? Somehow it makes sense to Grif. ]

...I can be bribed, though.

[ Shit, wait, chocolate really is an excellent priority here. ]

Maybe you oughta start playing along then, man. You haven't exactly given off a 'Give me candy eggs, please' attitude.

This is a public thread, I think I'm already kind of fucked.

[ Grif shrugs. ]

I'm still gonna say blatant bribery is fine.

I mean, and I know this is kind of a radical departure for you guys in the sarcastic armor crew, but maybe an apology might get the ball rolling there?

Nah.

[ Grif have you learned a single goddamn thing here?

...Well, he has. A little bit. Kinda. He just doesn't see this situation as one serious enough to merit any kind of apologetic action. ]

Edited 2017-07-18 05:16 (UTC)

You can't rob vending machines forever, man.

[Maybe Jason needs to track down Rich and have him do another public post explaining to everyone how amazing Grif is.]

Jason, we're talking about the goddamn Easter Bunny and this is still the fakest sounding part of this conversation.

[ HE CAN AND HE WILL JUST YOU WATCH ]

Edited (i didn't like that sentence structure) 2017-07-18 05:23 (UTC)

C'mon! They're gonna stop stocking the chocolate Ding Dongs if you don't drop any money on them!

[Don't be a jerk, Grif.]

It's okay, the peanut butter Scootledoos are just as good.

[ Not... being a jerk...? That sounds hard! ]

You and I both know that's a lie.

You're just being picky. I thought you were supposed to outgrow that by your age!

[ Grif. Why. ]

There's a reason no one ever eats the Scootledoos! They suck!

...Huh. I thought they were just supposed to be that crunchy.

Still not bad.

[ Grif. Why. ]

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