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[bringinghopewithme]

[This isn't the first time there's been a video post on Legion's network made by a rabbit, but it is the first time the rabbit making it is six feet tall, with an accent thick enough to cut with a knoife.]

G'day, mates. I'm the Easter Bunny.

[This would be the place to insert a punchline, if this were a joke. Bunny does not insert one. Actually, by his smug smile, he seems pretty proud of the title.]

I'm gonna need to get down to Earth sooner rather than later. Gettin' dragged out here did away with most've my powers, and I need to get down to a real bush to figure out what I've still got. Who's headed planetside when?

Comments

[kingtyrantranger]

C'mon! They're gonna stop stocking the chocolate Ding Dongs if you don't drop any money on them!

[Don't be a jerk, Grif.]

[whyarewehere]

It's okay, the peanut butter Scootledoos are just as good.

[ Not... being a jerk...? That sounds hard! ]

[kingtyrantranger]

You and I both know that's a lie.

[whyarewehere]

You're just being picky. I thought you were supposed to outgrow that by your age!

[ Grif. Why. ]

[kingtyrantranger]

There's a reason no one ever eats the Scootledoos! They suck!

[whyarewehere]

...Huh. I thought they were just supposed to be that crunchy.

Still not bad.

[ Grif. Why. ]