Danny Fenton [ P H A N T O M ] (
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thelegion2017-03-14 03:57 am
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just a simple question | voice
Where are the burgers?
[ This is the voice of a very distressed teenager. Very distressed. ]
I get that it's the space future, but the nurse was lying when she said they don't serve meat. Right?
[ Silence. ]
... Right?
[ This is the voice of a very distressed teenager. Very distressed. ]
I get that it's the space future, but the nurse was lying when she said they don't serve meat. Right?
[ Silence. ]
... Right?
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One: Who hates their kid enough to call them America?
Two: Meatvision?
Three: ... Actually, no, it's just those two.
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I'm from Amity Park, dude. I have a hell dimension in my basement.
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[He definitely files the Basement Hell Dimension bit away for later, though.]
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Basically my hometown's haunted, it happens frequently enough that we've been on TV for it, and my parents have a portal to the Ghost Zone in the basement.
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...the Ghost Zone.
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Figured they'd call it the Ghost World, or the Spirit Realm, or something. But nope, Ghost Zone.
Who knew this was the one thing my dad was right about?
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[So.]
For context: where I come from, there's no such thing as ghosts. So can you start from the beginning?
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My parents are paranormal researchers. Ghost hunters, basically. They have a lab in the basement with all their ghost-hunting equipment, and one of the things down there is the Ghost Portal.
For a while, everyone thought they were just crazy. I thought they were crzy. Then the portal worked, and ghosts started coming out.
[ Nevermind the fact that it took Danny getting electrocuted to turn the damn thing on. ]
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[Then again, Sarge is evidently some kind of Frankenstein-style surgical mastermind, and Caboose exists. Wash isn't exactly in a position to throw stones.]
Was the town haunted before the portal started working?
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Screened to EXCUSE YOU
STILL SCREENING!
SO MUCH SCREENING
NO NON-WASHES ALLOWED
if there are no non-Washes allowed then how is Babbage here
Oh, Babbage said before disappearing in a puff of logic.
o no where did he go
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My mother was named because her parents were immigrants who loved the American dream.
But if you wanted to stick to soy products, all you had to do was ask.
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I'll uh... I'll just shut up now.
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[And then, because the new guy is a teenager and Wash isn't completely heartless:]
An apology probably wouldn't hurt, either.
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Screened to Danny