ordinarily: ([f] but why though?)
Danny Fenton [ P H A N T O M ] ([personal profile] ordinarily) wrote in [community profile] thelegion2017-03-14 03:57 am

just a simple question | voice

Where are the burgers?

[ This is the voice of a very distressed teenager. Very distressed. ]

I get that it's the space future, but the nurse was lying when she said they don't serve meat. Right?

[ Silence. ]

... Right?
unrecovered: (Let me think about that one)

[personal profile] unrecovered 2017-03-14 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
One, it's not the weirdest name I've ever heard; two, yep; and three, it says something that 'post-apocalyptic hell dimension' is the one thing you don't question.
unrecovered: (Well...)

[personal profile] unrecovered 2017-03-14 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
You got the briefing about this being a different dimension, right? "I'm from Amity Park" doesn't actually mean anything to me.

[He definitely files the Basement Hell Dimension bit away for later, though.]
unrecovered: (Let's talk)

[personal profile] unrecovered 2017-03-14 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[He has to bite back there's no such thing as ghosts, because evidently there are ghosts that aren't just traumatized AI in this kid's reality. What the fuck.]

...the Ghost Zone.
unrecovered: (...what?)

[personal profile] unrecovered 2017-03-14 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's about five different things to take away from this, and Wash is pretty sure he's not going to get any of them without a complete picture.]

[So.]


For context: where I come from, there's no such thing as ghosts. So can you start from the beginning?
unrecovered: (...what?)

[personal profile] unrecovered 2017-03-14 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[That makes sense, for a weird B horror movie definition of "sense."]

[Then again, Sarge is evidently some kind of Frankenstein-style surgical mastermind, and Caboose exists. Wash isn't exactly in a position to throw stones.]


Was the town haunted before the portal started working?

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Screened to EXCUSE YOU

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STILL SCREENING!

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SO MUCH SCREENING

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NO NON-WASHES ALLOWED

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o no where did he go

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thedreamisdead: (Beeny Frowning)

[personal profile] thedreamisdead 2017-03-14 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
My father named me in memory of my mother.

My mother was named because her parents were immigrants who loved the American dream.

But if you wanted to stick to soy products, all you had to do was ask.
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[personal profile] unrecovered 2017-03-14 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Like I said: approach with caution.

[And then, because the new guy is a teenager and Wash isn't completely heartless:]

An apology probably wouldn't hurt, either.
unrecovered: (Let me think about that one)

[personal profile] unrecovered 2017-03-14 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Can't hurt to try.
unrecovered: (...what?)

[personal profile] unrecovered 2017-03-14 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
...I honestly can't tell if that's a joke or a threat.

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[personal profile] walkingballpit 2017-03-14 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn, Meatron Mama Morton, you don't have to jump all over the new kid. He probably didn't mean any harm. I make fun of Rich Rider's name on a weekly basis.
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[personal profile] thedreamisdead 2017-03-14 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Future food's good for the body.
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[personal profile] unrecovered 2017-03-14 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
And comfort food's good for the soul.
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[personal profile] walkingballpit 2017-03-14 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think she knows about comfort food.
thedreamisdead: (Beeny Smiling)

[personal profile] thedreamisdead 2017-03-14 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Steamed munce builds character.
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[personal profile] unrecovered 2017-03-14 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Do I want to know what munce is?
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[personal profile] thedreamisdead 2017-03-14 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Plant-based meat substitute. Very high in protein. Smells awful and tastes awful before it's processed, but it's cheaper and easier to grow than sausage trees or hamburger melons.

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Screened to Danny

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