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Danny Fenton [ P H A N T O M ] ([personal profile] ordinarily) wrote in [community profile] thelegion2017-03-14 03:57 am

just a simple question | voice

Where are the burgers?

[ This is the voice of a very distressed teenager. Very distressed. ]

I get that it's the space future, but the nurse was lying when she said they don't serve meat. Right?

[ Silence. ]

... Right?
walkingballpit: (13)

[personal profile] walkingballpit 2017-03-15 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Aren't the people in the Russian Skating Federation shady, or is that just my world?

[personal profile] the_real_sir_prize 2017-03-15 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't noticed them being particularly shady? They haven't tried anything with me, and I have been very aggravating to them over the years.
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[personal profile] walkingballpit 2017-03-16 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Just a guess, but don't you hate that "your friendly cheerfulness is annoying" shtick?

[personal profile] the_real_sir_prize 2017-03-16 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Less that, more "Mr. Nikiforov, we'd like to talk to you about this interview where you said 'have you seen my legs? My not wearing a miniskirt sometimes would be a crime'", "Mr. Nikiforov, stop live-tweeting your coach yelling at us on your behalf", "Mr. Nikiforov, it is inappropriate to respond to our correspondence with shirtless pictures of yourself wearing all of your gold medals and 'I do what I want' written on your abs'."

Coach Yakov scolded me so roundly for that last one that I thought he might actually explode and he worked me to exhaustion every day for two weeks after, but it was worth it.
walkingballpit: (39)

[personal profile] walkingballpit 2017-03-19 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
... I think I'm impressed. Mildly terrified, because you've got an omnicom and no shame, but hella impressed.

Why hasn't the Time Trapper grabbed a good PR guy yet?

[personal profile] the_real_sir_prize 2017-03-25 09:39 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

What kind of good PR people are you looking for? I'm actually pretty good at it back home -- the fans and sponsors adore me, and I always make sure to treat the other skaters well.
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[personal profile] walkingballpit 2017-03-29 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
You're welcome!

And, you know, the kind that can herd cats and stop superheroes from sending out shirtless pictures with "I do what I want" written on our abs.

[personal profile] the_real_sir_prize 2017-04-10 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
...Nope, can't help you. In that case, am an unstoppable PR disaster and a horrible influence on those around me.

Though really, Chris never needed any outside influence, just time and a little encouragement to grow into himself. The portable pole was entirely his doing; my dance training is strictly ballet and ballroom.
walkingballpit: (6)

[personal profile] walkingballpit 2017-04-12 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Although, in your defense, that kind of PR disaster isn't always a bad thing...

... the portable pole?

[ Robbie is a lot less shameless in practice than in his bravado of the past. It takes a second. ]

Chris has a portable stripper pole - wait, we have a Legionnaire named Chris? Please tell me it's not Washington. It's Wash, isn't it?
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[personal profile] katsudork 2017-04-13 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure he's talking about Christophe Giacometti. He's a competitor from Switzerland that Victor's friends with back home.

He's the only one I can think of that would be ridiculous enough to actually use something like that.
walkingballpit: (19)

[personal profile] walkingballpit 2017-04-13 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure that Washington made you say that.

[personal profile] the_real_sir_prize 2017-04-13 09:55 am (UTC)(link)
['The only one' Yuuri, really? Maybe the only Chris he knows...]

He's right, I was talking about Christophe Giacometti. Though I do know for a fact that at least one Legionnaire knows a thing or two about pole dancing.

...But I don't think I'll say who. The speculation promises to be entertaining!
walkingballpit: (23)

[personal profile] walkingballpit 2017-04-14 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sticking with Wash. Nothing's contradicted it so far.

[personal profile] the_real_sir_prize 2017-04-18 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I can neither confirm nor deny any knowledge of Wash's pole dancing abilities.
walkingballpit: (29)

[personal profile] walkingballpit 2017-04-19 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
A-ha! Exactly as I suspected!