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[steelandtemper]

[What has no thumbs and is sick to death of gods and sorcerers and magic spears and all the similar crap that keeps popping up? This AI.

Well, actually, her hologram has thumbs, but they're currently not visible behind the equally holographic folded arms.]

Poll: how many of you are from universes where the supernatural is real? Magic, gods, shoe-making elves that aren't just a parable about virtue, whatever.

[Why Grimm's Fairy Tales? Why not Grimm's Fairy Tales? It's all equally nonsense as far as thorough-going materialist Cortana is concerned.]

Comments

[hallaifyouherd]

Be careful. Magic limbs usually wind up going missing after a while.

[lovernotafighter]

Don't even joke about that! Fuck, now I'm going to have nightmares for a month!

[hallaifyouherd]

[ She's absolutely not giggling at you. In case you were wondering. ]

[lovernotafighter]

[Ruuuuuude.]

[hallaifyouherd]

[ You had it coming, Tucker. ]