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[steelandtemper]

[What has no thumbs and is sick to death of gods and sorcerers and magic spears and all the similar crap that keeps popping up? This AI.

Well, actually, her hologram has thumbs, but they're currently not visible behind the equally holographic folded arms.]

Poll: how many of you are from universes where the supernatural is real? Magic, gods, shoe-making elves that aren't just a parable about virtue, whatever.

[Why Grimm's Fairy Tales? Why not Grimm's Fairy Tales? It's all equally nonsense as far as thorough-going materialist Cortana is concerned.]

Comments

[hepunchedhitler]

He did immediately reverse his position when he heard what the Nazis were really after. He wouldn't be the first one to be fooled by that crowd.

[headinjuries]

I for one have a personal policy to never trust anyone whose mustache looks that stupid.

[hepunchedhitler]

It used to be quite popular when I was a teen. Charlie Chaplin wore it pretty well.

It's understandable why anyone would hesitate to go for that now, though.

[headinjuries]

You know what else used to be popular? Parachute pants.

[ WHICH ARE ALSO INEXCUSABLY STUPID as far as he's concerned ]

[walkingballpit]

What's wrong with parachute pants?

[headinjuries]

Everything.

[walkingballpit]

My-my-my-my music makes me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hype feet
That's good when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

[headinjuries]

You're a walking meme, Robbie.

[walkingballpit]

It's a blessing... and a curse.

[headinjuries]

WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A CURSE.