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[steelandtemper]

[What has no thumbs and is sick to death of gods and sorcerers and magic spears and all the similar crap that keeps popping up? This AI.

Well, actually, her hologram has thumbs, but they're currently not visible behind the equally holographic folded arms.]

Poll: how many of you are from universes where the supernatural is real? Magic, gods, shoe-making elves that aren't just a parable about virtue, whatever.

[Why Grimm's Fairy Tales? Why not Grimm's Fairy Tales? It's all equally nonsense as far as thorough-going materialist Cortana is concerned.]

Comments

[steelandtemper]

I'm not convinced Tucker didn't just get blackout drunk and steal a Sangheili.

[I mean you've met him, right.]

[unrecovered]

He didn't. I've seen the scar.

[steelandtemper]

I'm not convinced Tucker didn't just get blackout drunk, steal a Sangheili, and lose a knife fight.

[She kind of doesn't like Tucker.]

[unrecovered]

I'd think so too, but the rest of the Reds and Blues back up his story. They wouldn't do that if it was bullshit.

[Wash is almost that good at blackmail. Tucker definitely isn't.]

[steelandtemper]

The only other one I know is Grif and he thinks all bats are sanguivores.

[Thus rendering his opinion on anything else moot, apparently.]

[whyarewehere]

Stop showing off.

[lovernotafighter]

I can tell you, I've lost a knife fight and that scar looks totally different than Junior's.

[which...isn't exactly convincing. He sighed heavily.]

Okay, not that I need you to believe me on this, but what would it take to get you to?

[whyarewehere]

I wasn't there.

[ Nope, sorry, Tucker. ]

[lovernotafighter]

Way to have my back, Grif.

[Blue Team Problems.]