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[steelandtemper]

[What has no thumbs and is sick to death of gods and sorcerers and magic spears and all the similar crap that keeps popping up? This AI.

Well, actually, her hologram has thumbs, but they're currently not visible behind the equally holographic folded arms.]

Poll: how many of you are from universes where the supernatural is real? Magic, gods, shoe-making elves that aren't just a parable about virtue, whatever.

[Why Grimm's Fairy Tales? Why not Grimm's Fairy Tales? It's all equally nonsense as far as thorough-going materialist Cortana is concerned.]

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[steelandtemper]

[You started this avalanche, Rogers.]

Analysis of network traffic indicates Thor's on your side now. What changed?

[Too much to hope she caught him in a lie.]

[hepunchedhitler]

Hitler didn't realize that Thor would be offended by the idea of being used for genocide.

[So Thor took his toys and went home. Regrettable, they could've used him during the war. But it was probably for the best. With him waving a hammer, HUAC might have tried to pull him aside and Lord knows how that would have ended up.]

[steelandtemper]

Murdering noncombatants is not particularly valiant, no.

[Thor getting in way over his head because he's not paying enough attention is a consistent theme in Norse mythology, she'll give Cap that.]