[text] Self Improvement

[whyarewehere]

[ Grif, uncharacteristically, has left a text post instead of filming himself with the camera out of focus or too close to his face or with a thumb over the lens. Weird. At least the complete lack of capitalization isn't surprising.]

so how is everyone's training crap going?

just curious. no reason.

by the way, you know that thing the flash can do where he uses his speed powers to go through walls? total bullshit.

ps: some of you are new, and i want to know what your deal is. do we have anyone who shoots eye lasers yet? that would be awesome.

(OOC: This is dated to after the mission. Preemptively declaring I do not mind if you threadhop each other to talk about training or w/e as long as the other player involved is cool with it!)

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[thethinzooline]

i'm sure you will be able to defeat every single enemy before everyone else

absolutely positive

and yes i've seen robin hood but i have no idea why you think that's somehow associated with me. you're not making any sense.

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[whyarewehere]

he's a fox. it's a joke see because there's one talking fox in human pop culture and that's robin hood.

you're sure you've seen it?

[headinjuries]

There's way more than one, though. Didn't you ever play Sonic the Hedgehog?

[whyarewehere]

no?

[headinjuries]

Why not.

[whyarewehere]

i played good video games when i was a kid.

[headinjuries]

Sonic's awesome shut up.

[whyarewehere]

it's okay i'll let you be wrong with your wrong opinion, you're allowed.

[headinjuries]

BLOCKED

[whyarewehere]

you just wrote blocked at me.
that's not how blocking works.

[thethinzooline]

please tell me you don't have hedgehogs and foxes confused. We're really, really very different.

[headinjuries]

No, I get that, the hedgehog is just the main character. But his sidekick is a fox.

[thethinzooline]

of course it's the sidekick.

i'll assume he's a rowdy comedy sidekick that steals things that the hero has to keep in line?

[headinjuries]

Nah, he's the nice one. Mechanic, builds stuff. Also he has two tails and he can fly.

[thethinzooline]

wow that sounds inoffensive and actually maybe even positive, if anatomically impossible. and in a kid's video game no less. novel.

[headinjuries]

It's all anatomically impossible. I mean, no way can a real hedgehog run that fast.

[thethinzooline]

idk have you ever seen a hedgehog trying to catch the bus? they're pretty zippy when they want to be.

[thethinzooline]

that seems completely arbitrary.

robin hood isn't usually played by fox actors back home. or animated as a fox.

because foxes get terrible media representation.

[whyarewehere]

i'm just saying robin hood is a fox and you're wrong. i bet we could dig up a copy. i like how this space future seems to agree with me on stuff.

[thethinzooline]

all that does is make it a very narrow pop culture reference that's true back in your universe and maybe here. that still means nothing to me.

[whyarewehere]

nick.
we're gonna watch robin hood.
you've brought this on yourself.

[thethinzooline]

i'm not watching robin hood with you.

i'm not watching movies with you in general. you are not very high on my list of cinema-watching buddies, what makes you think you would be

[whyarewehere]

you're going to find out that i'm very stubborn.
and i have great taste in movies.

[thethinzooline]

there's a grand total of one person whose extremely questionable taste in movies i'll tolerate and you're not her, my friend

and if i had access to movies from other worlds, why would i want to watch movies from other worlds with mammals like me? i actually want to see movies that have you weirdo-looking humans in them.

see how the other half lives and all.

[whyarewehere]

i can't believe i'm being called questionable for telling somebody to go watch a disney movie. i'm going out on a limb for you, i have a reputation for bad advice i gotta live up to!

i'm even more insulted and hurt than i was before!