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Dexter Grif ([personal profile] whyarewehere) wrote in [community profile] thelegion2016-05-09 12:08 am

[text] Self Improvement

[ Grif, uncharacteristically, has left a text post instead of filming himself with the camera out of focus or too close to his face or with a thumb over the lens. Weird. At least the complete lack of capitalization isn't surprising.]

so how is everyone's training crap going?

just curious. no reason.

by the way, you know that thing the flash can do where he uses his speed powers to go through walls? total bullshit.

ps: some of you are new, and i want to know what your deal is. do we have anyone who shoots eye lasers yet? that would be awesome.

(OOC: This is dated to after the mission. Preemptively declaring I do not mind if you threadhop each other to talk about training or w/e as long as the other player involved is cool with it!)
headinjuries: you are a moron (help me help you realize)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-05-09 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
There's way more than one, though. Didn't you ever play Sonic the Hedgehog?
headinjuries: and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm (she had a concussion)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-05-09 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Sonic's awesome shut up.
headinjuries: in spanish? (what is TOTES MCGOATS)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-05-09 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
The buttons aren't in the same place as on Facebook, okay.
thethinzooline: (5)

[personal profile] thethinzooline 2016-05-09 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
please tell me you don't have hedgehogs and foxes confused. We're really, really very different.
headinjuries: & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet (i had to do a class evaluation today)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-05-09 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
No, I get that, the hedgehog is just the main character. But his sidekick is a fox.
thethinzooline: (008)

[personal profile] thethinzooline 2016-05-09 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
of course it's the sidekick.

i'll assume he's a rowdy comedy sidekick that steals things that the hero has to keep in line?
headinjuries: this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion. (the saddest part is)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-05-09 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, he's the nice one. Mechanic, builds stuff. Also he has two tails and he can fly.
thethinzooline: (1)

[personal profile] thethinzooline 2016-05-09 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
wow that sounds inoffensive and actually maybe even positive, if anatomically impossible. and in a kid's video game no less. novel.
Edited 2016-05-09 06:11 (UTC)
headinjuries: don't give yourself a boner of false hope. (bah. we'll see.)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-05-09 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
It's all anatomically impossible. I mean, no way can a real hedgehog run that fast.
thethinzooline: (002)

[personal profile] thethinzooline 2016-05-09 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
idk have you ever seen a hedgehog trying to catch the bus? they're pretty zippy when they want to be.
headinjuries: you are a moron (help me help you realize)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-05-09 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but supersonic?
thethinzooline: (1)

[personal profile] thethinzooline 2016-05-09 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
when they fly in jets they go that fast
headinjuries: but if it involves thor and doritos, i'm in (i'm not even 100% sure what it is)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-05-09 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
This one just runs.
thethinzooline: (002)

[personal profile] thethinzooline 2016-05-09 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
well that's just silly

[Yes, he's aware it's a video game but he also wants to see if he can rile Sam up.]
headinjuries: if you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct. (guess where i woke up this morning?)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-05-09 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
If by silly you mean awesome.