[text] Self Improvement

[whyarewehere]

[ Grif, uncharacteristically, has left a text post instead of filming himself with the camera out of focus or too close to his face or with a thumb over the lens. Weird. At least the complete lack of capitalization isn't surprising.]

so how is everyone's training crap going?

just curious. no reason.

by the way, you know that thing the flash can do where he uses his speed powers to go through walls? total bullshit.

ps: some of you are new, and i want to know what your deal is. do we have anyone who shoots eye lasers yet? that would be awesome.

(OOC: This is dated to after the mission. Preemptively declaring I do not mind if you threadhop each other to talk about training or w/e as long as the other player involved is cool with it!)

Comments

[thethinzooline]

all that does is make it a very narrow pop culture reference that's true back in your universe and maybe here. that still means nothing to me.

[whyarewehere]

nick.
we're gonna watch robin hood.
you've brought this on yourself.

[thethinzooline]

i'm not watching robin hood with you.

i'm not watching movies with you in general. you are not very high on my list of cinema-watching buddies, what makes you think you would be

[whyarewehere]

you're going to find out that i'm very stubborn.
and i have great taste in movies.

[thethinzooline]

there's a grand total of one person whose extremely questionable taste in movies i'll tolerate and you're not her, my friend

and if i had access to movies from other worlds, why would i want to watch movies from other worlds with mammals like me? i actually want to see movies that have you weirdo-looking humans in them.

see how the other half lives and all.

[whyarewehere]

i can't believe i'm being called questionable for telling somebody to go watch a disney movie. i'm going out on a limb for you, i have a reputation for bad advice i gotta live up to!

i'm even more insulted and hurt than i was before!

[thethinzooline]

i'm disappointed to hear that.

i didn't realize you could be this insulted and hurt or else i would've tried harder from the beginning.

[whyarewehere]

i hope everyone reading this is getting a much better idea of how cruel and heartless you are. especially after how warmly i've welcomed you and your weird hairball civilization problems!