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actionishisreward ([personal profile] actionishisreward) wrote in [community profile] thelegion2017-09-12 11:39 pm

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[There is a nerdy looking teenager on the Omnicomm, clad in a slightly more advanced version of the Spider-Man suit than many who knew any of his counterparts would be familiar with.]

..so...um..Hi? Sorry, Never really had to introduce myself to a 31st-century superhero team. I guess I should just jump right in? I'm Peter. Peter Parker. And it case It wasn't obvious, I'm also Spider-Man. Powers are being able to do whatever a spider can. Well, mostly. The webbing isn't biological, it's actually a shear-thinning adhesive I made which is...not really something I need to talk about right now.

I've been doing this for a while, already, although not really anywhere near this kind of scale. Mostly just normal crime. Biggest thing I've ever had to deal with by myself was fighting a guy with wings on the outside of a cargo plane. That was flying. And also invisible. Which was kind of completely terrifying, but not thing eating everything that will ever exist terrifying.

Also, I should add one more thing just so people don't think I'm talking to myself like a crazy person. Or crazier person, anyways. Apparently, she thinks she can patch into the omnicomm to take it from here, so I'll let her do that.

Hello there. My name is Karen. I'm an AI developed by Tony Stark to assist Peter in his work as Spider-Man and help him control the various functions of his suit. It's nice to meet you.

Anyways, that's me, I guess. What about you guys? Who am I teaming up with?
smarterthandad: (move if you're not using that outlet)

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[personal profile] smarterthandad 2017-09-13 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
...You're a teenager.

[Sigh. Multiple universe problems.]

I don't suppose you know what your universe's designation is?

[Asks the three year old like this is normal.]
smarterthandad: (i don't see what's so hard about this)

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[personal profile] smarterthandad 2017-09-13 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
I'll take that as a "no."

[She taps at something off-camera, presumably entering data.]

The system's in general use among transuniversal travelers in our section of the omniverse. Everyone smart enough to start dimension-hopping realizes it's arbitrary and no one bothers to look for the "original" universe, since the term's largely meaningless. I'm from Earth-616.

[Yes, the Fantastic Four titles use the numbering system in-universe.]

Yes, I'm three. Valeria Richards.

[She says, as though he should recognize the name. Or the surname, at least.]
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[He has not had a good few days, between the whole thing at Neutrino News and being strongarmed into seeing Dr. Ry'kerr and Dr. Gym'll and a tongue lashing from Kid Q.]

[So this? This is mana from heaven.]

[The man that shows up on screen starts laughing. It's not mean-spirited laughter, it's just the kind of laughter that happens when the universe is a funny place now and again.]

Sorry. Sorry.

So, one thing you're going to have to get used to is sometimes in all this you meet people from alternate versions of your own universe? Or from different times in the same universe.

Back home, I'm friends with my version of Spider-Man, except he's older than me. And you're, y'know, itsy bitsy.

[A pause.]

Hey, wait a second - Peter Parker? Your name's Peter Parker?
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the_civilian: (Teasing)

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...I 100% want to talk about your shear-thinning adhesive.

[You do not get to bring cool nerd toys to this party and not talk about them. Bad Peter!]

My name's Tadashi Hamada. I'm not a super hero back home, but apparently my little brother and all my friends are. Or will be. [sighs] Ugh, time travel verb tenses.

Anyway, I'm a robotics engineer and Karen? If it's cool with you, I'd love to talk coding sometime.
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That sounds pretty impressive, you should be proud. I don't know enough about chemistry to ask you about the details, but you might want to create a few batches here to make sure that they act like you expect them to. The science is...kind of weird here. It's entirely possible that the Time Trapper rebuilt us from the bottom up so that we can even function in this universe.

[Tadashi waves a hand -- specifically the hand with the power control gauntlet on the attached forearm.]

No reason to apologize, I'm not offended. I figured that might be the case, but that it couldn't hurt to ask. AI are one of the things in my wheelhouse.

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[ Have a tattooed elf peering at you through the omnicomm. She's got questions about the voice, but that can wait.

Introductions first. ]


Do you prefer Peter or Spider-Man?
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[personal profile] hallaifyouherd 2017-09-13 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not a bad plan. Keeping your personal life separate from the job.

But I suppose there's a lot on your plate, at the moment. Hardly the only consideration to be made.

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[Video...of a hologram, blue-white with lines of code scrolling over the skin and through the air. People here get kinda weird if Cortana pops her hologram up in the same room even though it's functionally identical to the omnicomms for her, so she just sends video of her hologram because why is everyone like this.]

Karen, huh?

[Humans shouldn't be allowed to name AIs. They just embarrass themselves.]

Mind if we run some benchmarking?
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[It only takes a few seconds.]

Okay, got a baseline. The learning algorithms aren't bad, given the materials limitations.

[Which is about the highest possible praise anyone from the 21st century is gonna get from her for their technical achievements.]

Unless things get dire, Karen won't need to handle anything but your suit, but I like to know who I can recruit if the systems go offline.

[If Cortana actually had any manners, this would be the place where she remembered them.]

I'm Cortana.

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[The next face to appear on Peter's comm is distinctly alien, with a metal exoskeleton covering features that seem vaguely avian. Old burns and fading scars cover the right side of his face.]

Garrus Vakarian. Or Archangel, if we're going by codenames.

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[ Robbie has a confused expression on his face. It's not that he's mystified, but the wide-eyed, half smile combination of surprised and tickled looks the same. ]

I'm sorry. I think I had an energy bubble in my ear.

[ He whacks the base of his palm against his temple, and energy balls do indeed materialize and bounce around. Sadly, none specifically from his ear. He's still working on that. ]

You said you're Peter. Parker. [ The delivery is staccato, but there's a definite "this is a question" rise at the end. ] Who is... also. Spider-Man.

And you are very smol.

[ This is worse than looking older than Captain America. ]

... look, so I can have some sort of baseline for the universal differences, do you have any plans to one day be a plucky photographer for the Daily Bugle, are you engaged, and - [ Robbie counts on his fingers, eying Peter dubiously. ] yeah, is the show Secret Hospital on TV where you're from? It's a soap.
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[There is a long-suffering sigh from Widowmaker.]

If the fans start 'shipping' us because we both have spider motifs, I am going to consult the Judge on potential legal action. You do not even look half my age.
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You say that like they need a reason.

[He's helping!]

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[That's a slight helmet tilt and a few seconds of silence. If Peter knows anything about reading armored expressions, he might recognize that as a searching look. On one hand, Spider-Man. On the other hand, wow is he young.]

How old are you?

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headinjuries: & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet (i had to do a class evaluation today)

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Wait, you're -

[ Stops. Blinks. Shakes his head. ]

Uh, sorry about that. I think you've probably gotten enough of the alternate universe stuff for today.

[ but oh my god you're like. Big Spidey. But not big. Miles-sized. So weird. ]

Sam Alexander, Nova.

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