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[There is a nerdy looking teenager on the Omnicomm, clad in a slightly more advanced version of the Spider-Man suit than many who knew any of his counterparts would be familiar with.]

..so...um..Hi? Sorry, Never really had to introduce myself to a 31st-century superhero team. I guess I should just jump right in? I'm Peter. Peter Parker. And it case It wasn't obvious, I'm also Spider-Man. Powers are being able to do whatever a spider can. Well, mostly. The webbing isn't biological, it's actually a shear-thinning adhesive I made which is...not really something I need to talk about right now.

I've been doing this for a while, already, although not really anywhere near this kind of scale. Mostly just normal crime. Biggest thing I've ever had to deal with by myself was fighting a guy with wings on the outside of a cargo plane. That was flying. And also invisible. Which was kind of completely terrifying, but not thing eating everything that will ever exist terrifying.

Also, I should add one more thing just so people don't think I'm talking to myself like a crazy person. Or crazier person, anyways. Apparently, she thinks she can patch into the omnicomm to take it from here, so I'll let her do that.

Hello there. My name is Karen. I'm an AI developed by Tony Stark to assist Peter in his work as Spider-Man and help him control the various functions of his suit. It's nice to meet you.

Anyways, that's me, I guess. What about you guys? Who am I teaming up with?

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[Video...of a hologram, blue-white with lines of code scrolling over the skin and through the air. People here get kinda weird if Cortana pops her hologram up in the same room even though it's functionally identical to the omnicomms for her, so she just sends video of her hologram because why is everyone like this.]

Karen, huh?

[Humans shouldn't be allowed to name AIs. They just embarrass themselves.]

Mind if we run some benchmarking?

That would be acceptable.

[Initial scans would show that Karen isn't much more than a very sophisticated dumb AI, far below the capabilities of even Alpha's fragments. She has one job, and while she does it extremely well, she isn't capable of much else. Yet, anyways. She does incrementally better with each test Cortana throws her way, slowly learning and growing.]

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[It only takes a few seconds.]

Okay, got a baseline. The learning algorithms aren't bad, given the materials limitations.

[Which is about the highest possible praise anyone from the 21st century is gonna get from her for their technical achievements.]

Unless things get dire, Karen won't need to handle anything but your suit, but I like to know who I can recruit if the systems go offline.

[If Cortana actually had any manners, this would be the place where she remembered them.]

I'm Cortana.

Like the sword, right?

[Being part of an academic decathlon team, especially considering the quiz show format it took in his universe, was good for picking up random facts like that.]

Like the sword.

[Cortana approves.]

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