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[There is a nerdy looking teenager on the Omnicomm, clad in a slightly more advanced version of the Spider-Man suit than many who knew any of his counterparts would be familiar with.]

..so...um..Hi? Sorry, Never really had to introduce myself to a 31st-century superhero team. I guess I should just jump right in? I'm Peter. Peter Parker. And it case It wasn't obvious, I'm also Spider-Man. Powers are being able to do whatever a spider can. Well, mostly. The webbing isn't biological, it's actually a shear-thinning adhesive I made which is...not really something I need to talk about right now.

I've been doing this for a while, already, although not really anywhere near this kind of scale. Mostly just normal crime. Biggest thing I've ever had to deal with by myself was fighting a guy with wings on the outside of a cargo plane. That was flying. And also invisible. Which was kind of completely terrifying, but not thing eating everything that will ever exist terrifying.

Also, I should add one more thing just so people don't think I'm talking to myself like a crazy person. Or crazier person, anyways. Apparently, she thinks she can patch into the omnicomm to take it from here, so I'll let her do that.

Hello there. My name is Karen. I'm an AI developed by Tony Stark to assist Peter in his work as Spider-Man and help him control the various functions of his suit. It's nice to meet you.

Anyways, that's me, I guess. What about you guys? Who am I teaming up with?

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...I 100% want to talk about your shear-thinning adhesive.

[You do not get to bring cool nerd toys to this party and not talk about them. Bad Peter!]

My name's Tadashi Hamada. I'm not a super hero back home, but apparently my little brother and all my friends are. Or will be. [sighs] Ugh, time travel verb tenses.

Anyway, I'm a robotics engineer and Karen? If it's cool with you, I'd love to talk coding sometime.

Edited 2017-09-13 07:04 (UTC)

Well, I mean, if you really want to hear about it, sure. Again, it's shear thinning, and solidifies into a spider-silk-like substance on contact with air. Extremely high-tensile strength, and it'll adhere to anything with enough strength to more than carry my weight around while I'm swinging around New York. It's also highly conductive to the point where Mr. Stark was able to use it as part of a taser system when he upgraded my webshooters. It also dissolves after a couple of hours, so, y'know, no cleanup. I'm pretty pround of it, all things considered.

As for talking coding...that may not be such a good idea.

Mr. Stark is highly protective of his work. While there isn't anything technically stopping me from discussing my programming- [And there wasn't. Had that been a priority of Tony's when programming Karen, it likely wouldn't have been so easy for Ned and Peter to hack into the suits systems.] -it could be seen as a betrayal of trust. Mr. Stark does not trust easily.

No offense. I'm still surprised he trusts me.

That sounds pretty impressive, you should be proud. I don't know enough about chemistry to ask you about the details, but you might want to create a few batches here to make sure that they act like you expect them to. The science is...kind of weird here. It's entirely possible that the Time Trapper rebuilt us from the bottom up so that we can even function in this universe.

[Tadashi waves a hand -- specifically the hand with the power control gauntlet on the attached forearm.]

No reason to apologize, I'm not offended. I figured that might be the case, but that it couldn't hurt to ask. AI are one of the things in my wheelhouse.

How weird is weird? Because my univeree has actual Norse Gods running around, and I got my powers from a spider-bite.

[Tadashi squints at the screen, then sighs.]

You might be fine. I'd double-check anyway, but the science of this universe might be more in sync with yours than it is mine.

...Seriously, Norse Gods?

Yep, Norse Gods. Thor's kind an on-again off-again member of the Avengers, and Loki tried to take over the world when I was seven.

...Okay then. Hopefully we're not going to have to fight many more deities or deity-adjacent types.

That being said, I don't care if it's a legitimate way to get super powers in your universe, if I see you drinking chemistry experiments I will spray you with a fire extinguisher.

Don't worry about that happening. I mean, it's technically possible, but last time someone experimented on themselves like that it ended with giant rage monsters smashing up Harlem.

I'm glad we can agree that lab safety procedures exist for a reason.

Even if your reason is the same reason my friend Fred has never actually swiped anything off of our friend Honey Lemon's workstation.

Edited 2017-09-30 20:01 (UTC)

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