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Eʟᴇᴘʜᴀɴᴛ Vᴀʟᴇɴᴛɪɴᴇ ([personal profile] marryonette) wrote in [community profile] thelegion2017-03-28 06:37 pm

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-A new face has appeared! At least new to almost everyone of the Legionnaires save for one. And boy does she have a ten mile wide smile. She's practically bounding in her seat as she starts to record the video. Fortunately for her, these devices aren't impenetrably high tech. Hell, compared to spellphones, they're downright antiquated by being an actual physical object. Still, those blue eyes of her (what was with the odd rings in her irises?) were shining with what could only be described as wonder.-

"To the Legion of Superheroes I make this solemn pledge: To use my powers for good. To fight for justice and protect the innocent. To aid my fellow Legionnaires in times of peril and to keep their secrets safe.

I choose a new name to honor the heroes of the past. I am Miss Guns-n-Roses!"


It all sounds so romantic! The life of a super hero! I can hardly believe it! If there are three jobs every girl wants in life, they are being a queen, being a rock star, and being a super hero, and while I've come really close to two of those, this third one is right at my doorstep! I'm already here, even!

Who knows, in between rescuing cute alien animals and saving innocent people from danger and evil, I might even finally find MR. Guns-n-roses! -She's starting to talk faster, like really fast...- Can you imagine? If I were the wife of a super hero, with both of us being super heroes, we'd become the ultimate power couple! The literal ultimate power couple! Our honeymoon would be on a distant planet with the most gorgeous of sunsets over a glowing ocean, but be interrupted by a sudden attack from a dastardly, scheming villain! He'd cackle, -She deepens her voice throwing her head back and turning her hands upwards with fingers hooked- "MWA HA HA HA! I FINALLY HAVE YOU, MR AND MRS GUNS-N-ROSES! PREPARE TO SUFFER!"

But our love is too strong for them! In a long, blistering battle, we destroy the evil with the marvelous full strength of love between husband and wife! A bond unbreakable by the most terrorizing villains of the galaxy! We'll stand as a testament to love, and when the dust settles, we'll hold each other closely! Mr. Guns-n-Roses will say to me -Another deep voice, and a bad British accent, apparently?- "Darling, I don't just fight for the galaxy, I fight for you, and nothing can take you away from me~"

-... Her nose is bleeding. A lot. Oh god.- So perfect...

A-anyways, hello! -She quickly grabs a tissue to dab up that rush of blood.- I'm actually Elphelt Valentine! It's nice to meet you all, and I hope we can all work together for a better tomorrow~!
ordinarily: ([f] i see the clown posse is back)

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[personal profile] ordinarily 2017-03-29 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
... Okay.

That was too fast.
Edited 2017-03-29 00:24 (UTC)

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[personal profile] resist_the_future 2017-03-29 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
Elphelt?!

[It's her. She's actually here.

She's thought about her sister so much and now-!]


Where are you? Are you hurt?

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[personal profile] wherenoonegoes 2017-03-29 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
...I think you may be putting the cart before the horse.

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You know you don't need a guy to be the most you you can be, right?

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[personal profile] touchmydragon 2017-03-29 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Try to be careful.

[He has some wise words for this, to be sure.]

If you put too much faith in what could be, you will only lead yourself to disappointment...and perhaps things that are even worse.

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[personal profile] superscholar 2017-03-30 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ On the one hand, that's the most excitement Gohan's ever seen about marriage. On the other hand, that kind of nosebleed reminded him too much of Master Roshi, and that wasn't a good thing.

Whatever the case, it earns a chuckle out of Gohan. An actual earnest chuckle. ]


Well uh, nice to meet you, Miss Valentine. Welcome to the Legion, I guess.

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[personal profile] saltsweet 2017-03-31 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It takes a minute for Videl to recover her senses after the onslaught that is Elphelt. ]

Wow, I'm starting to think I settled for too little for my honeymoon. We didn't even leave the planet.
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[personal profile] superscholar 2017-03-31 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I guarantee you that Namek wouldn't have been a good location for a honeymoon.

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/headcanon for miles....

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Nice name. I don't think I've ever met anyone this excited to be a superhero before.

[Then again, it seemed like it was less the superhero part and more her imaginary husband that she was excited about... But either way, nothing wrong with a positive attitude, right?]

My name's Kyle. I'm the White Lantern. It's nice to meet you, Elphelt.

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[personal profile] the_real_sir_prize 2017-04-04 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
[A very pretty man has just appeared on Elphelt's screen. He looks delighted by all of this.]

I can only hope that you and the future Mr. Guns-n-Roses are as happy together as me and my Yuuri! Though I'd personally prefer that super villains not interrupt our honeymoon -- I like to think that we'd have better things to do than fight with other people, you know?

[He winks.]

It's a pleasure to meet you! My name is Victor Nikiforov, I go by Sir Prize when we're on-duty, as it were.

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[ Oh my god, she is worryingly familiar. She reminds him of a teammate back home, and Robbie knows that he should probably avoid her like the the plague... but...

Dammit.
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Are you okay? Do you know where the medbay is?

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