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Eʟᴇᴘʜᴀɴᴛ Vᴀʟᴇɴᴛɪɴᴇ ([personal profile] marryonette) wrote in [community profile] thelegion2017-03-28 06:37 pm

[video]

-A new face has appeared! At least new to almost everyone of the Legionnaires save for one. And boy does she have a ten mile wide smile. She's practically bounding in her seat as she starts to record the video. Fortunately for her, these devices aren't impenetrably high tech. Hell, compared to spellphones, they're downright antiquated by being an actual physical object. Still, those blue eyes of her (what was with the odd rings in her irises?) were shining with what could only be described as wonder.-

"To the Legion of Superheroes I make this solemn pledge: To use my powers for good. To fight for justice and protect the innocent. To aid my fellow Legionnaires in times of peril and to keep their secrets safe.

I choose a new name to honor the heroes of the past. I am Miss Guns-n-Roses!"


It all sounds so romantic! The life of a super hero! I can hardly believe it! If there are three jobs every girl wants in life, they are being a queen, being a rock star, and being a super hero, and while I've come really close to two of those, this third one is right at my doorstep! I'm already here, even!

Who knows, in between rescuing cute alien animals and saving innocent people from danger and evil, I might even finally find MR. Guns-n-roses! -She's starting to talk faster, like really fast...- Can you imagine? If I were the wife of a super hero, with both of us being super heroes, we'd become the ultimate power couple! The literal ultimate power couple! Our honeymoon would be on a distant planet with the most gorgeous of sunsets over a glowing ocean, but be interrupted by a sudden attack from a dastardly, scheming villain! He'd cackle, -She deepens her voice throwing her head back and turning her hands upwards with fingers hooked- "MWA HA HA HA! I FINALLY HAVE YOU, MR AND MRS GUNS-N-ROSES! PREPARE TO SUFFER!"

But our love is too strong for them! In a long, blistering battle, we destroy the evil with the marvelous full strength of love between husband and wife! A bond unbreakable by the most terrorizing villains of the galaxy! We'll stand as a testament to love, and when the dust settles, we'll hold each other closely! Mr. Guns-n-Roses will say to me -Another deep voice, and a bad British accent, apparently?- "Darling, I don't just fight for the galaxy, I fight for you, and nothing can take you away from me~"

-... Her nose is bleeding. A lot. Oh god.- So perfect...

A-anyways, hello! -She quickly grabs a tissue to dab up that rush of blood.- I'm actually Elphelt Valentine! It's nice to meet you all, and I hope we can all work together for a better tomorrow~!
ordinarily: ([f] i am not a baby)

[personal profile] ordinarily 2017-03-29 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yeah no this is absolutely not helpful. ]

Yeah, thanks, I got that part.

I meant the whole thing about being boy crazy.
ordinarily: ([f] insert price-is-right losing horn)

[personal profile] ordinarily 2017-03-29 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
... Seriously?
ordinarily: ([f] cradling an invisible baby?)

[personal profile] ordinarily 2017-03-29 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Okay but you literally just mentioned something about a Mr. Guns'n'Roses and then described something straight out of a comic book fight, right?

Like, I know I didn't just imagine that.
ordinarily: ([f] ha ha oh god)

[personal profile] ordinarily 2017-03-29 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ Okay wait no this was not part of the plan abort abort ]

... Um.

I'm fourteen?
ordinarily: ([f] personal bubble dad)

[personal profile] ordinarily 2017-03-29 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
... What just happened???
ordinarily: ([f] but why though?)

[personal profile] ordinarily 2017-03-29 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Okay uh. I'm just gonna go now.
ordinarily: ([f] put your underwear back on please)

[personal profile] ordinarily 2017-03-29 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ Danny's just gonna set down his omnicom for a bit and think about all the life choices he made that led him to this conversation.

Yes. That seems like a good use of his time. ]
resist_the_future: (8)

just watching, don't mind her

[personal profile] resist_the_future 2017-03-29 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Boy you better not be talking shit about her sister.]